Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Moments of Authenticity: Adele Embraces Comfort and Normalcy
Everybody has times when they just want to feel at ease, carefree, and authentic. And what do you know? Adele, the superstar, is no different. The singer was caught off guard and without makeup in a rare moment that the paparazzi just managed to film. She looks extremely gorgeous, I must say!
Adele has never been out of the spotlight because to her unforgettable vocals and stirring performances. However, after she underwent a dramatic makeover and dropped a few pounds, the public has grown quite interested in what she looks like. The paparazzi are always waiting to catch her every move when she comes outside.
Adele hasn’t performed on a stage in three long years, and her agonizing divorce from her husband—the father of her son—is the reason behind her absence. Her mental health was negatively impacted by this heartbreak, and she still gets emotional when she talks about it. Adele, meanwhile, has remained a strong and committed lady throughout it all.
Adele attracted attention with her chic all-black outfit during a recent sighting. Fans started talking about her because of her carefree appearance and slightly enlarged face. Some fans even made remarks about how heavy she was, while others complimented her on being a wonderful mother in addition to a brilliant vocalist.
These kinds of incidents serve as a reminder that famous people are people too. They should have times of solace and normalcy because they are human and have their own ups and downs as well as struggles. Adele is an inspiration to many people who struggle with self-image because of her carefree appearance and informal clothes.
Therefore, let’s celebrate Adele for who she really is—a brilliant artist with a tale to tell—and love her in all of her sincerity. Let’s not forget that genuine beauty originates from within and that everyone of us can find solace in being who we are.
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