A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:
Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?
The phrase didn’t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.
At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary’s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:
When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:
Newborn Baby Cries All Day No Matter What Parents Do, after a While They Check His Crib
Walter returns home to find his wife, Abby, overwhelmed by their baby Logan’s relentless cries. But in the nursery, Walter discovers a dictaphone playing the cries and a ransom note demanding $200,000 for Logan’s return. Walter suspects a janitor he once argued with, but when they try to contact the police, they’re warned to stay away.
Desperate, Walter arranges the ransom, but the courier reveals he doesn’t know where Logan is. Returning home, Walter realizes Abby has taken Logan and vanished. He soon learns Abby orchestrated the kidnapping. With FBI help, Walter tricks Abby into returning Logan to the hospital, where she’s arrested. As she’s taken away, Abby reveals Logan isn’t biologically Walter’s. Despite the betrayal, Walter vows to adopt Logan and give him a loving home.
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