I was beyond exhausted—the kind of tired that makes you question if you’ve brushed your teeth or remembered to feed the dog.
Ever since the twins were born, my days had blurred into a never-ending cycle of diaper changes, feeding schedules, and sleepless nights. The last thing I needed was another problem to deal with. But when I stepped outside that morning, I found my car completely covered in eggs.
At first, I thought it was a random prank. Who wouldn’t? Halloween was around the corner, and maybe some kids had gotten a little too excited. I sighed, too tired to even be upset, and grabbed a sponge and bucket, ready to clean up the mess.
But just as I started scrubbing, my neighbor Brad came strutting over with that smug grin of his.
“That was me,” he said, almost proudly. “Your car was ruining the view of my Halloween decorations.”
I blinked at him, trying to process his words through the fog of exhaustion. My car? Ruining his view? His ridiculous display of plastic skeletons, fake cobwebs, and oversized pumpkins?
Furious, but too tired to even start an argument, I just nodded, biting back the urge to say something I might regret. I didn’t have the energy for a confrontation, but in that moment, I silently promised myself that I’d find a way to teach Brad a lesson.
He had no idea who he was messing with.
Don’t get me wrong, Lily and Lucas were my sweet little babies, but taking care of two newborns mostly by myself was incredibly hard. I hadn’t slept a full night in months. Halloween was coming, and the whole neighborhood was excited—except me.
I didn’t have the energy to decorate, let alone get into the festive spirit.
Then, there was Brad.
Brad took Halloween way too seriously. Every year, he turned his house into a huge haunted attraction with gravestones, skeletons, big jack-o’-lanterns, and more.
He loved the attention and would smile proudly whenever someone complimented his decorations.
The entire block loved it, but I was too exhausted to care about Brad’s haunted house.
One October morning, things started to fall apart.
I went outside, carrying Lily on one hip and holding Lucas in my arm, when I noticed something. My car was covered in eggs! The eggshells were stuck to the gooey mess, dripping down the windshield like some gross breakfast gone wrong.
“Are you serious?” I muttered, staring at the mess.
The night before, I had parked in front of Brad’s house. I didn’t have much choice since it was easier to park closer to my door with the twins’ stroller.
At first, I thought it was a prank. But when I saw egg splatters near Brad’s porch, I knew it had to be him.
Brad had done this.
Even though he didn’t own the street, Brad acted like he controlled the curb during Halloween.
Furious, I marched over to his house and knocked on the door, maybe harder than I should have, but I didn’t care anymore.
“What?” Brad opened the door with his usual smug expression, crossing his arms.
His house was already decorated. There were cobwebs, plastic skeletons, and a witch sitting on a chair. It was all too much.
I wasted no time. “Did you see who egged my car?”
Without blinking, Brad replied, “I did it. Your car was blocking the view of my decorations.”
I stared at him in disbelief. “You egged my car because it was parked in front of your house? You didn’t ask me to move it—you just trashed it?”
He shrugged like it was no big deal. “How can people see my display if your car is in the way?”
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Are you serious?”
Brad nodded, still looking pleased with himself. “I’m the Halloween King. People come from all over to see my decorations. You’re always parked there. It’s inconsiderate and ruins the vibe.”
I was juggling two newborns, barely holding it together, and he was talking about ruining the vibe?
“Well, sorry if my life interferes with your spooky setup,” I snapped. “I’ve got newborn twins, Brad.”
“I know,” he said, leaning against the doorframe. “Maybe park somewhere else.”
“I park there because it’s easier with the babies and the stroller!”
Brad shrugged again. “Not my problem. You can park there after Halloween.”
I stood there, speechless, my anger boiling inside. But being so tired, I couldn’t even argue anymore.
“Fine,” I snapped, and stormed back inside, shaking with anger and disbelief.
As I washed the egg off my car, something clicked. Brad wasn’t just an annoying neighbor—he was a bully. And I had had enough. If he wanted to play dirty, fine. I could play smarter.
Later that night, while rocking Lily to sleep, an idea hit me. Brad’s weakness was his pride. He needed his haunted house to be the best. I didn’t have the energy for a fight, but revenge? That, I could handle.
The next day, I casually strolled over to Brad’s yard while he was adding more decorations.
“Hey, Brad,” I said, faking cheerfulness. “I’ve been thinking. It was inconsiderate of me to block your display. Have you thought about upgrading it?”
He looked suspicious. “Upgrade?”
“Yeah, with things like fog machines or ghost projectors. Your setup is great, but those would really impress people.”
His eyes lit up. I knew I had him.
I suggested brands I had researched—terrible machines with awful reviews. But he didn’t need to know that.
“You think so?” he asked, already planning his next move.
“Oh, definitely. You’d be the talk of the neighborhood.”
Satisfied, I walked away, waiting for Halloween.
When Halloween night came, Brad’s house looked like a scene from a horror movie. He had gone all out, as I expected.
Crowds gathered to admire his setup, and Brad was in the middle of it, enjoying the attention.
I watched from my porch, feeling like a villain in a movie. His display looked impressive—until it didn’t.
Right on cue, the fog machine sputtered and started spraying water like a garden hose. The crowd gasped, and kids laughed.
Brad rushed to fix it, but then his ghost projector malfunctioned. Instead of a spooky ghost, it showed a strange blob, making the kids laugh even more.
Then, one of his giant inflatables collapsed, rolling across the yard. Some teenagers, seeing the disaster, threw eggs at his house for fun.
Brad was frantic, running around trying to save his haunted house, but it was too late. His Halloween display had turned into a joke.
The next morning, just as I was feeding Lucas, there was a knock at the door. Brad stood there, looking defeated.
“I, uh, wanted to apologize,” he mumbled. “I overreacted.”
I crossed my arms, waiting. “Yeah, you did.”
He shifted uncomfortably. “I didn’t realize how hard it must be with the twins. I’m sorry.”
I let him squirm for a bit. “Thanks for apologizing, Brad. I’m sure it won’t happen again.”
He nodded quickly. “It won’t.”
As he turned to leave, I couldn’t help but add, “Funny how things work out, huh?”
Brad had no response.
My Husband Called Me Lazy for Buying a Robot Vacuum While on Maternity Leave—So I Made Him Regret His Every Word
While on maternity leave, I juggle diapers, dishes, and exhaustion — only for my husband, Trey, to scoff at the mess and call me lazy for buying a robot vacuum. He thinks I do nothing all day. He has no idea what I have in store for him.
The baby monitor crackles to life at 3:28 a.m., a sound that has become more reliable than any alarm clock I’ve ever owned.
A baby monitor on a nightstand | Source: DALL-E
Darkness still clings to the edges of the room, but my world has long since stopped operating on normal schedules.
Averaging more than four hours of sleep at a time is a distant memory, a luxury I can barely recall.
I lift Sean from his crib, his tiny fingers already reaching for me with an urgency that both breaks and fills my heart. His soft whimpers quickly escalate into full-blown hunger cries.
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The nursing chair has become my command center, my battlefield, my moment of both connection and exhaustion.
Before Sean, I was a marketing executive who could juggle client presentations, strategic planning, and home management with surgical precision.
Now, my world has shrunk to this house, this routine of diapers, feedings, and an ongoing war to maintain myself and my home. The contrast is jarring.
A woman sitting in a chair holding a baby | Source: Midjourney
These days, I measure success by how long the baby naps and whether I remember to eat lunch.
Trey, my husband, doesn’t understand. How could he? He leaves every morning, dressed in crisp shirts that haven’t been stretched or stained, hair perfectly styled, briefcase in hand.
He enters a world of adult conversations, of problems that can be solved with a meeting, a spreadsheet, or a strategic email.
A tired woman | Source: Midjourney
By the time Trey gets home, the house looks like a disaster that would make Marie Kondo shiver.
Dishes tower in the sink, and laundry spills onto the floor. The crumbs and spills I haven’t wiped up on the kitchen counter form a map of some unknown land. The dust bunnies in the living room are on the verge of forming their own civilization.
The chaos is breathtaking — and completely avoidable, if only a certain someone else ever lifted a finger.
Dirty dishes in a kitchen sink | Source: Pexels
Trey’s reaction is predictable.
“Wow,” he says, dropping his briefcase with a heavy sigh. “It looks like a tornado hit.”
The words slice through me.
I’m folding tiny onesies and booties that seem to multiply faster than rabbits, my back aching, and my hair (which hasn’t seen a proper brush in days) tucked behind my ears.
Folded baby clothes | Source: Pexels
“I’ve been a bit busy,” I say, holding back tears.
I may be done with baby hormones, but I never fully realized why sleep deprivation is considered torture until Sean came along.
I foolishly ignored the advice to nap when the baby naps for the first month after Sean was born, so I could keep up with the mess. Because if I didn’t do it, who would?
A woman glancing over her shoulder | Source: Midjourney
So instead of resting, I scrubbed poop stains out of changing mats, folded onesies, wiped down counters, and tried to keep some sense of order.
And now? My body feels like it’s running on fumes, my eyelids burn, and some days, I swear I can hear smells.
Trey kicks off his shoes, changes his clothes, and flops onto the couch, transforming effortlessly from a professional to a man claiming his kingdom.
A man relaxing on a sofa | Source: Midjourney
“You could help, you know,” I say. “Maybe tackle the dishes, do a load of laundry…”
Trey looks at me like I’m mad.
“Why? You don’t work like I do. What else do you do all day besides housework? Don’t ask me for help — I’M tired.”
A man staring at someone | Source: Midjourney
“Trey, I’m caring for our son, and it’s very demanding. Even work wasn’t this stressful.”
He pulls a face like I just told him the sky is green. “Caring for our son, who basically just eats and sleeps, is stressful?”
“It’s not that simple. Sometimes I have to walk laps around the house just to get him to stop crying—”
“Right, but you’re still home,” he says, frowning.
A frowning man | Source: Midjourney
“You could throw in a load of laundry while you’re at it,” he adds.
My stomach clenches. “I do laundry, Trey. But then Sean wakes up and needs me, or he spits up on me, or I realize I haven’t eaten, and suddenly, it’s 3 p.m. and I haven’t even sat down—”
“Okay, but if you planned your time better…” He trailed off, nodding at the dishes in the sink. “You could clean up as you go instead of letting everything pile up.”
An earnest man | Source: Midjourney
My grip tightens around the onesie in my hand. He still doesn’t get it. He doesn’t even want to get it.
“You should be grateful, you know. You’re practically on vacation. I wish I could just hang out at home in my pajamas all day,” he mutters, scrolling through his phone.
Something inside me begins to boil. Not a sudden eruption, but a slow, steady heat that’s been building for months.
A woman staring at someone | Source: Midjourney
Before Sean, our division of labor was manageable. Not equal, but workable. Trey would occasionally do a load of laundry, cook when he felt like it, and handle the dishes sometimes.
I managed most of the housework, but it still felt collaborative. Now, I’m invisible. A ghost in my own home, existing solely to serve.
When my parents give me birthday money, I make a strategic decision.
A thoughtful woman | Source: Midjourney
I bought a robot vacuum. I was so relieved to have something to help me, even if all it did was prevent me from drowning in crushed Cheerios and pet hair, that I cried when I opened it. I even considered naming it.
Trey’s reaction was explosive.
“A robot vacuum? Really?” he snaps. His face contorts with a mixture of disbelief and anger. “That’s so lazy, and wasteful. We’re supposed to be saving for vacation with my family, not buying toys for moms who don’t want to clean.”
A woman staring in shock | Source: Midjourney
I feel like I’ve been slapped. Don’t want to clean? I’m drowning in cleaning. Cleaning and motherhood are my entire existence.
I stare at him as he rants on about the vacuum, and how foolish I was to buy something like that with a no-returns policy.
But I don’t argue or defend myself, because why bother? He’s already proven he won’t listen.
A woman with emotive eyes | Source: Midjourney
I don’t even feel the urge to cry. Instead, I smile.
Something inside me cracks at that moment. Exhaustion has worn me down to my last nub of sanity, and I decide then that my husband needs to learn a lesson.
The next morning, Trey’s phone vanishes.
When he asks about it, I offer sweet, calculated innocence.
A woman in a home nursery | Source: Midjourney
“People used to send letters,” I say. “Let’s stop being wasteful with all these electronics.”
Three days of mounting frustration follow. He searches everywhere, becoming increasingly agitated.
By the end of day three, he’s snapping at shadows, muttering about responsibility and communication.
Just as he adjusts to a phoneless life, his car keys disappear.
Car keys on a table | Source: Pexels
He has work. Panic sets in, so he borrows my phone and orders an Uber. I cancel it.
“People used to walk five miles to work,” I remind him, my voice dripping with the same condescension he’s used on me for months. “You should embrace a simpler lifestyle.”
“But I’m going to be late—!” he stammers. “This isn’t funny!”
“Don’t be so lazy, Trey,” I echo, throwing his own words back at him like weapons.
A woman looking calmly at someone | Source: Midjourney
He storms out, fuming, and walks the mile and a half to his office.
I can’t help but feel a small, vindictive satisfaction, but I’m far from done. He thinks I do nothing all day? Fine. Let him see what it looks like when I really do nothing all day.
From that day, all I did was take care of Sean. By the end of the week, the house is a war zone of domestic chaos.
A huge pile of laundry | Source: Pexels
“Babe… what happened to the laundry? I have no clean shirts, and why is the fridge empty?” he asks, eyes wide with disbelief.
I look up from feeding Sean, serene and unbothered. “Oh, it’s because I’m just so lazy and don’t want to clean, do nothing all day, can’t plan my time… did I miss anything?”
He’s smart enough not to answer.
A man staring at someone from a hallway | Source: Midjourney
The next day, Trey comes home with wilted gas station roses, looking like someone who has been through battle, which, in a way, he has.
“You were right,” he mutters. “I’m sorry. I didn’t realize how hard you’ve been working.”
“No, you really don’t.” I hand him a detailed two-page schedule documenting everything I do in a single day. From 5:00 a.m. baby feeds to potential midnight wake-ups, every minute is accounted for.
A woman holding a paper page | Source: Midjourney
He reads in silence, his face a canvas of growing understanding and horror.
“I’m exhausted just reading this,” he whispers.
“Welcome to my life,” I respond.
Luckily, things are starting to improve after that, but we soon realize understanding isn’t enough.
An emotional man in a doorway | Source: Midjourney
We start therapy, and Trey begins to truly participate, learning what it means to be an equal partner.
And the robot vacuum? It stays. A small, mechanical trophy of my silent rebellion.
Motherhood isn’t a vacation. It’s a full-time job with overtime, no sick days, and the most demanding boss imaginable: a tiny human who depends on you for absolutely everything.
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