BRILLIANT WIFE!! (FUNNY STORY)

A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..

My dear wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.

Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…

My dear husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.

As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Fans ‘seriously concerned’ after Rachael Ray appears to slur words in new video

Rachael Ray’s latest appearance is sparking concern for the renowned chef and television personality.
Fans immediately took to the comment section of Ray’s newest video promoting her show, Rachael Ray in Tuscany, expressing their worry about the current state of her health.
“She does not look like herself at all. I hope shes ok.”
On Monday, the 56-year-old shared a clip of herself making the late singer Tony Bennett‘s favorite dish, ossobuco, while telling the story of how she “almost killed him.”
In the clip, Ray shared that when Bennett went to sit down in his chair it “slid out from under him and he hit his head on my marble counter behind him.” His wife assured Ray the crooner would “pop back up,” which thankfully he did.

While the Food Network star recalled her story about Bennett, the majority of people in the comments were focused on Ray’s appearance.
Some even questioned if she was drunk or suffering from a medical episode.

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“Look at her mouth. It looks like she may be recovering from a stroke.”

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“This is her normal speech pattern/mannerisms. Looks like maybe Bells Palsy, but honestly none of our business.”

“It’s obvious something going on and I’d say alcohol based on swollen face and body”
“Sounds tipsy to me. And she looks bloated. I hope she gets the help she needs or she will be another person dead from the awful disease of addiction”

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Even though many were quick to diagnose Ray, there were still plenty who came to her defense.
“I don’t hear any slurring but she has compassion in her telling of the story. She’s a good person and her vibes are good.”

“She got emotional talking about her friend is all.”
“For heavens sake! She’s fine! Not 22 and cutesy any more, but shes fine. Missing her friend.”
Although Ray’s speech was slow and deliberate throughout the clip, the television personality has yet to address any of her fans’ concerns.
Whatever the case may be, I do hope Rachael is okay. Please share.

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