Few people know that Amal Clooney is known not only as George Clooney’s wife, but also an outstanding human rights lawyer. She studied law at NYU and Oxford University, highlighting her impressive career and commitment to justice.
Amal is the founder of the Clooney Foundation For Justice, which works hard to protect human rights, particularly through investigating mass atrocities and supporting victims on their path to justice.
George Clooney often describes Amal as perfect and praises her as an amazing person and wonderful woman. Despite their age difference, they have created an exemplary family together and enjoy their life together.
Their paths first crossed when Amal was in his mid-30s and George was already in his 50s. The couple recently accompanied Michelle Obama and Melinda Gates on a charity trip to Malawi, with their rare public appearance drawing widespread admiration.
Despite her outstanding achievements as a lawyer and her significant charity work, Amal’s natural beauty also became the focus of discussion.
Some expressed suggestions that she might consider cosmetic treatments to improve her appearance.
Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
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