Erin and Mike got married at 20 and had the best marriage anyone could want. But at 76 years old, Mike realized they were too old for all that romance, mainly because it was one-sided. Erin was heartbroken and asked for a divorce, but a shocking event happened.
“I don’t understand why you don’t bring me flowers anymore,” Erin whined to her husband, Mike, one day. After 56 years of marriage, her husband had suddenly stopped being romantic, something that had made their relationship the envy of everyone they knew.
“Erin, you are not going to die if I don’t bring flowers every day,” Mike answered from his place on the couch, his hand grabbing the remote control to flip a channel.
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Erin was displeased. “But that’s not fair. For the past month, you’ve stopped every single romantic gesture. What’s happening? Are you having an affair? AT OUR AGE?” she exclaimed in outrage, placing her hands on her waist.
“For God’s sake, Erin. It’s been decades since we got married, and I’ve given you something every day since. But I stop for a while and suddenly I’m cheating on you? Are you crazy?” Mike asked, focusing on his wife.
“I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND! DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?” Erin yelled.
Mike stood up from the couch at that question and looked at his wife seriously. “Maybe I’m tired of being the only one making some sort of romantic gesture!” he blurted. “56 years, Erin! For 56 years, I was the only one expressing any kind of romance. I invite you on dates. I buy flowers. I buy gifts. I do EVERYTHING! And you simply take everything and give nothing back!”
Erin’s mouth dropped at her husband’s words, but Mike didn’t stick around to see it and went out for a walk to cool down.
Meanwhile, she slumped on the kitchen table and thought back to their marriage. Mike was not entirely wrong. She never asked him on dates or bought him much. Erin could excuse her behavior, saying that they were born in a different time, where the men made all the effort in the romance aspect. But that was a cheap cop-out.
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Erin thought maintaining their home, cooking, and raising their children was enough. But their kids had moved away many years ago. She still cleaned and cooked, but clearly, her husband had all the pressure of keeping their spark alive. That was unfair to him, so Erin decided to change a few things.
When Mike returned, she asked him on a date and was going to pay. However, her husband refused.
“I don’t want to do that right now,” he said, going to their room and barely speaking to her that night.
Fair enough, Erin thought. Mike was angry at her, but she could be patient and wait for his anger to subside.
Unfortunately, nothing she did appeased him. Mike would not accept her tries at romantic gestures and grew angry every time she insisted. Erin bought him some flowers at one point, and he frowned at them.
“These are more for you, right?” Mike asked, still frowning and quirking one eyebrow. “You don’t have to keep doing these things, Erin. We are already too old for this.”
“What do you mean? I’m trying to give back what I haven’t in 56 years. Why can’t you accept it?” Erin snapped back, raising her hands at her sides. She was completely confused by his attitude now. Wasn’t this was he asked for?
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“Because this is not what I wanted. I just want us to relax and stop trying so hard. We’re old. We’ve had more than enough romance in our lives. Now, it’s time to just… be,” Mike replied, giving her the flowers back and going to the porch for a smoke.
Erin looked at him sitting outside, and her heart broke. She couldn’t deal with it. She didn’t understand why he suddenly didn’t want any romance. Is there an expiration date for love? Erin thought glumly, walking back to her room.
She tried to make this new arrangement work, but it was hard. Mike didn’t kiss or hug her as often. Suddenly, she was also shy around him. That had not happened in half a century. Two months passed since then, and it simply wasn’t working.
Therefore, Erin asked him for a divorce. She couldn’t live with someone she didn’t love.
Mike was shocked but agreed to move while Erin stayed in their house. Their son, Henry, took him in, although this new arrangement concerned the rest of their children. Their two daughters, Alexandra and Marissa, tried to change Erin’s mind, but their mother was determined.
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“If the romance is over, there’s no reason to be married,” she told her girls stubbornly. Shortly after, Erin filed for divorce, and a few months later, it was finalized.
Mike was still at Henry’s house when the landline rang. Henry’s wife answered and suddenly exclaimed, “What?!”
The older man looked up from his novel, focusing on his son’s wife, as she turned to look at him with the most concerned expression on her face. “Ok, we’ll be right there,” she said to the phone and hung up. “Mike, we have to go to the hospital. Erin just had a heart attack!”
Mike’s eyes widened in surprise before he went into action. He rushed to his jacket, throwing his book and reading glasses away.
When they reached the hospital, the doctor explained that Erin was alright but couldn’t move much. Mike sat down beside her and never left. He hand-fed her and kept her company. When she was discharged, he refused to leave their house, claiming that he was there to help.
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But Henry, Marissa, and Alexandra knew the truth. Their dad was back home because he loved their mother and never stopped despite the divorce. Soon enough, the flowers and the romantic gestures kept coming again.
And when Erin got better, she returned the gestures so that Mike would never feel slighted ever again. They rekindled their romance and remarried on what would’ve been their original 58th anniversary.
What can we learn from this story?
- Reciprocation is essential in any relationship. Both partners must work hard to maintain a relationship.
- Find out your spouse’s love language. Some people love giving gifts, and others prefer acts of service. It’s crucial to find out what your partner likes before creating problems.
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Wisdom in Nature: Three Tales About Kindness, Patience, and Potential
Nature often holds lessons that resonate deeply with us, offering insights into patience, potential, and kindness.
These three tales, of a humble tortoise, a lost eagle, and a bond between a dove and an ant, show us how wisdom is all around us if we choose to see it.
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The Tortoise and the Hare: A Tale of Patience Over Haste
Once, in a forest that hummed with life and laughter, a hare darted through the trees, his sleek coat gleaming in the sunlight. He was the fastest animal in the forest, and he never missed a chance to remind everyone of it.
“I’m the fastest there is!” he boasted, chest puffed out. “Who could ever beat me? None of you slowpokes even come close!”
The other animals rolled their eyes, weary of his bragging. All except for one.
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The tortoise.
He was known for his calm demeanor and thoughtful nature.
One day, as the hare prattled on about his speed, the tortoise raised his head.
“I may be slow, but I believe I could beat you in a race.”
The forest fell silent.
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The hare blinked, then burst out laughing.
“You? Beat me? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Alright, let’s race. I’ll show you just how foolish that idea is.”
Word spread, and soon, animals from all corners of the forest gathered to watch the race. The starting line buzzed with excitement as the tortoise and the hare took their positions.
“Ready, set… go!”
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The hare bolted, kicking up a cloud of dirt as he sped ahead. In moments, he was out of sight, the cheers of the crowd ringing in his ears. The tortoise, however, began with slow, deliberate steps, inching forward at his own pace.
Certain of his victory, the hare soon spotted a shady tree near the finish line.
“Why not rest a bit?” he thought, smirking. “That old tortoise won’t be here for hours.”
He stretched out beneath the tree and dozed off, his dreams filled with glory.
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Meanwhile, the tortoise plodded on, unwavering and steady. The sun dipped lower, painting the forest in hues of gold as he finally reached the tree where the hare lay sleeping.
Without a glance, the tortoise trudged past, his eyes fixed on the finish line ahead.
When the hare woke, he yawned and stretched, confident he still had plenty of time. But his heart sank as he spotted the tortoise just steps away from victory.
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Panic surged through him, and he bolted toward the finish line, his legs pumping furiously. But it was too late. With one final step, the tortoise crossed the line, greeted by a roar of cheers from the animals.
The hare skidded to a halt, his ears drooping.
“I… I underestimated you,” he admitted, his voice low.
The tortoise smiled, his gaze kind.
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“Slow and steady wins the race,” he said. “Patience and perseverance will always triumph over arrogance and haste.”
From that day on, the hare learned to respect others’ efforts, and the tortoise’s lesson was passed down for generations, a beacon of wisdom in the heart of the forest.
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The Eagle and the Chicks: Unleashing True Potential
On a quiet farm nestled in a valley, a farmer stumbled across something extraordinary.
An eagle’s egg lying abandoned near his barn.
He couldn’t leave it there, exposed to the elements, so he gently placed it in the nest with his chickens.
Time passed, and the eagle’s egg hatched alongside the chicken’s eggs. With no knowledge of who he truly was, the young eagle grew up scratching the dirt for seeds and fluttering his wings for short, awkward flights, just like the other chickens.
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Years went by, and the eagle accepted his life among the flock. He didn’t question it, until one bright afternoon, when a shadow swept across the ground.
Looking up, he saw a majestic eagle soaring high above, its wings slicing through the sky with power and grace.
“What’s that?” he asked one of the chickens, his heart stirring with something unfamiliar.
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“That’s an eagle,” the chicken replied. “They’re kings of the sky. But don’t think about it… we’re just chickens. Forget about it.”
The eagle sighed, his gaze falling back to the ground. He pecked at the dirt, burying the strange feeling deep inside.
One day, a wise traveler passed by the farm and stopped in his tracks when he saw the eagle among the chickens. His brow furrowed.
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“Why is this eagle living like a chicken?”
“He’s always been here,” the farmer replied. “He doesn’t know he’s an eagle.”
The traveler couldn’t accept that. Determined to show the eagle his true potential, he gently scooped him up and carried him to a high cliff overlooking the valley.
“Spread your wings,” the traveler said, his voice firm but kind. “You are not a chicken. You’re an eagle. You were born to soar.”
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The eagle hesitated, his talons gripping the rocky edge. The ground below seemed safe, familiar. The sky was vast and terrifying.
“What if I fall?” he whispered.
“Oh, but what if you fly?” the traveler countered, stepping back.
The eagle took a deep breath, the wind rustling through his feathers. Slowly, he spread his wings, feeling their strength for the first time. With a leap of faith, he launched himself into the air.
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For a moment, fear gripped him. Then the wind caught beneath his wings, lifting him higher and higher. He soared, his heart bursting with exhilaration.
From that day forward, the eagle embraced the sky as his home. He never returned to the farm, carrying with him the lesson that sometimes, all it takes is a push, and the courage to trust yourself, to discover who you truly are.
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The Dove and the Ant: Kindness Always Comes Back
One afternoon, an ant wandered along a stream, searching for food.
She paused at the edge, leaning down for a sip of water. Suddenly, her foot slipped, and she tumbled into the rushing current.
The water swept her away, her small legs flailing against the force.
“Help!” she cried, but her voice was drowned out by the roar of the stream.
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High above, a dove perched on a tree branch, preening her feathers. Her sharp eyes spotted the struggling ant below. Without hesitation, she plucked a broad leaf from the tree and dropped it into the water.
The ant clung to the leaf as it floated to safety. Dripping and exhausted, she looked up at the dove.
“Thank you, kind dove,” the ant said, her tiny voice trembling. “I won’t forget this.”
Days later, the dove rested on the same tree, basking in the golden sunlight. She didn’t notice the hunter approaching silently with a slingshot in hand, his eyes fixed on her.
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Hidden in the grass below, the ant saw the danger. Remembering the dove’s kindness, she raced toward the hunter and climbed up his leg. With all her strength, she bit down on his ankle.
“Ow!” the hunter shouted, dropping the slingshot and stumbling backward. Startled by the commotion, the dove flew off, her wings cutting through the air.
Later, the dove circled back to the ant, her eyes shining with gratitude.
“You saved my life,” she said softly.
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“And you saved mine first,” replied the ant. “Kindness always finds a way to return.”
The tortoise taught us that patience and perseverance can overcome even the greatest odds. The eagle reminded us that sometimes we need a little push to discover our true potential.
And the ant and the dove showed us that even the smallest act of kindness can ripple into something extraordinary. These tales from nature remind us of life’s timeless wisdom, lessons that guide us to live with integrity, courage, and compassion.
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What do you think?
Laughter truly is the best medicine, and who doesn’t love a good joke to brighten their day? From kids and animals to life’s quirky moments, these 12 jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
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