When an entitled couple refused to pay my Dad, a hardworking plumber, they thought they were clever. Little did they know their smugness would backfire, leaving them with a bathroom crawling with regret. Here’s how my Dad flushed their entitlement down the drain.
Hey there, folks! Phoebe here, but you can call me Pippi — that’s what my Dad does. Speaking of which, let me introduce you to Pete: 55 years old, ruggedly handsome with a white beard and hands like a roadmap of hard work. He’s your friendly neighborhood plumber and my superhero without the cape.
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Dad’s the kind of guy who treats every job like it’s his own home, redoing entire bathrooms if a single tile is off. But some folks see that dedication and think they can take advantage. That’s exactly what a pair of entitled homeowners tried to do.
Oh, but they had no idea who they were messing with.
It all started a few months back when I swung by Dad’s place. I found him on the patio, puffing away on his cigar and laughing like he’d just heard the world’s funniest joke.
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“What’s got you in such a good mood, old man?” I asked, plopping down next to him.
Dad’s eyes twinkled as he said, “Oh, Pippi, you’re not gonna believe what just happened. It’s a doozy!”
Dad leaned in, still chuckling. “Remember that bathroom remodel I was working on? Well, let me tell you about the Carlyles, or as I like to call ’em, the Pinchpennies.”
I settled in, knowing this was gonna be good. Dad’s stories always were.
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“These folks, they wanted the works. New tiles, fancy fixtures, you name it. They picked out every little detail themselves… even down to where they wanted the toilet paper holder.”
“Sounds like a dream job,” I said.
Dad snorted. “Oh, it started that way alright. But then…”
His face darkened, and I knew we were getting to the good part. “What happened, Dad?” I asked.
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“Well, Pippi, on the last day, just as I’m to start the grouting, they’re sitting on this couch, ready to pull a real fast one on me.”
Dad’s voice took on a mocking tone as he imitated Mrs. Carlyle. “‘Oh, Pete, this isn’t what we wanted at all! These tiles are all wrong!’”
I gasped. “But didn’t they pick everything out themselves?”
“Exactly!” Dad exclaimed, throwing his hands up. “And get this — they had the nerve to tell me they were only gonna pay half of what they owed me. HALF!”
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My jaw dropped. “HALF?? After two weeks of busting your hump to get their dream bathroom done. No way! What did you do?”
Dad’s eyes glinted mischievously. “Well, I tried to reason with ’em at first. But they weren’t having any of it. Mr. Carlyle, he gets all puffed up and says, ‘Just finish the job and GET LOST, Pete. We’re not paying a penny more.’”
I could feel my blood boiling. “That’s not fair! You worked so hard!”
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Dad patted my hand. “Now, now, Pippi. Don’t you worry! Your old man had a trick up his sleeve.”
“What did you do?” I leaned in, eager to hear more.
Dad’s grin widened. “Oh, I finished the job alright. But instead of using water for the grout…”
“…I mixed it with sugar and honey,” Dad finished, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
I blinked, trying to process what I’d just heard. “Sugar and honey? In the grout? But why?”
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Dad leaned back, taking a long drag on his cigar. “Just you wait and see, Pippi. Just you wait and see.”
He went on to explain how he’d packed up his tools, pocketed half the pay, and left with a smile, knowing full well what was coming next.
“But Dad,” I interrupted, “wouldn’t they notice something was off with the grout?”
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He shook his head, chuckling. “Nah, not right away. It looked just fine when it dried. But a few weeks later…”
I leaned in, hanging on his every word. “What happened a few weeks later?”
Dad’s grin widened. “That’s when the real fun began.”
“Picture this,” Dad said, gesturing with his cigar. “The Pinchpennies are sitting pretty, thinking they’ve pulled a fast one on old Pete. Then one day, Mrs. Carlyle goes to take a shower, and what does she see?”
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I shrugged, totally engrossed in the story.
“Ants!” Dad exclaimed. “Dozens of ’em, marching along the grout lines like it’s their own personal highway!”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “No way!”
“Oh, it gets better,” Dad continued. “Next day, it’s cockroaches. Then every creepy-crawly within spittin’ distance shows up for the party.”
I shook my head in disbelief. “That’s crazy! But how do you know all this?”
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Dad winked. “Remember Johnny? My old pal? He’s their next-door neighbor and has been keeping me updated.”
“And the Carlyles?” I asked. “What did they do?”
Dad’s eyes sparkled with glee. “Oh, Pippi, they tried everything. Spent a fortune on pest control, but nothing worked. You wanna know the best part?”
I nodded eagerly.
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“They blamed the pest control sprays for ruining the grout! Can you believe it?” Dad burst into laughter.
As Dad’s laughter died down, I couldn’t help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Carlyles. “But Dad, don’t you think that was a bit… harsh?”
Dad’s expression softened. “Pippi, you gotta understand. These people tried to cheat me out of my hard-earned money. Two weeks of backbreaking work, and they wanted to pay me half?”
I nodded slowly. “I get it, but still…”
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“Look,” Dad said, leaning forward. “In this line of work, your reputation is everything. If word got out that I let clients walk all over me, I’d be out of business faster than you can say ‘leaky faucet.’”
I had to admit, he had a point. “So what happened next?”
Dad grinned. “Well, according to Johnny, they ended up redoing the whole bathroom about a year later.”
My eyes widened. “Did that solve the problem?”
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Dad shook his head, chuckling. “Nope. The sugar residue was still there, lurking beneath the surface. The bugs just kept on coming back.”
“And the Carlyles?” I asked. “Did they ever figure it out?”
Dad’s eyes twinkled. “Not a clue. Last I heard, they were planning to redo the entire bathroom… again.”
I sat back, taking it all in. “Wow, Dad. That’s… something else. But didn’t you feel bad at all?”
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Dad sighed, his expression turning serious. “Pippi, let me tell you something. In all my years of plumbing, I’ve never done anything like this before. And I hope I never have to again. But these Carlyles, they weren’t just trying to cheat me. They were insulting my work, my pride.”
I nodded, understanding dawning. “They thought they could walk all over you.”
“Exactly,” Dad said, pointing his cigar at me. “And in this business, word gets around. If I let them get away with it, who knows how many other folks might try the same thing?”
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“I guess I see your point,” I admitted. “But still, bugs in the bathroom? That’s pretty gross, Dad.”
He chuckled. “Well, I never said it was a pretty revenge. But it was effective.”
“So, what happened after that?” I asked, curious. “Did you ever hear from them again?”
Dad shook his head. “Nope. But Johnny keeps me updated. You should hear some of the stories he’s told me.”
“Like what?” I leaned in, eager for more.
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Dad’s eyes twinkled with mischief.
“Well, there was this one time Mrs. Carlyle was hosting a fancy dinner party. Johnny said he could hear her screaming all the way from his house when she found a cockroach in the guest bathroom!”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “Oh man, that must’ve been embarrassing!”
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“You bet it was,” Dad chuckled. “And then there was the time Mr. Carlyle tried to fix the problem himself. Bought every bug spray in the store and went to town on that bathroom.”
“Did it work?” I asked, already guessing the answer.
Dad shook his head, grinning. “Nope. Just made the whole house smell like a chemical factory for weeks. And the bugs? They came right back as soon as the smell faded.”
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I shook my head in disbelief. “Unbelievable. How long has this been going on?”
“Oh, must be going on over a year now,” Dad said, puffing on his cigar. “Johnny says they’re at their wits’ end. Talking about selling the house and moving.”
I whistled low. “Wow, Dad. That’s some long-lasting revenge.”
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He nodded, a hint of remorse in his eyes. “Maybe it went on a bit longer than I intended. But you know what they say about karma.”
“Yeah,” I agreed. “It’s a real… well, you know.”
We shared a hearty laugh at that.
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As the sun began to set, casting a warm glow over the patio, I sat back, processing everything Dad had told me.
“You know, Dad,” I said slowly, “I gotta admit, that’s pretty genius. Diabolical, but genius.”
Dad nodded, a satisfied smile on his face. “Sometimes, Pippi, you gotta teach people a lesson they won’t forget.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “Well, I bet the Carlyles won’t be trying to stiff anyone on their bill anytime soon.”
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“You got that right,” Dad chuckled. “And every time Johnny gives me an update, I get a good laugh out of it.”
We sat in comfortable silence for a moment, watching the sky turn pink and orange.
“Hey, Dad?” I said finally.
“Yeah, Pippi?”
“Promise me one thing?”
He raised an eyebrow. “What’s that?”
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I grinned. “If I ever need my bathroom redone, I’m paying you in full upfront.”
Dad burst out laughing, pulling me into a big bear hug. “That’s my girl!”
As we sat there, laughing and watching the sunset, I couldn’t help but think about the Carlyles and their bug-infested bathroom. It was a reminder that sometimes, karma comes with six legs and a sweet tooth.
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Here’s another story: When a couple turned Toby’s 14-hour flight into a nightmare, he taught them an unforgettable lesson in airplane etiquette.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
After I requested my neighbors to refrain from parking in my designated spot, they retaliated by wrapping my car in tape. I chose not to overlook their childish response.
Gregory’s life took an unexpected turn when he got into a fight with Jack, his new neighbor, about a parking space. Gregory came up with a cunning scheme for retaliation after finding his car covered with tape one morning. This strategy led to a sequence of unexpected events and a spectacular showdown that caught the neighborhood’s attention.
Gregory Watson is my name, and I’m in my early 50s. This is the neighborhood I’ve lived in for more than 20 years. Since my wife Margaret passed away from cancer eight years ago, it has just been my grandson Harry and myself.
During the holidays, my scholarship-winning pupil Harry comes to visit, but other than that, I’m content to be alone.
The quiet was disturbed when Jack and his son Drew, who looked to be in his early 20s, moved in next door. I felt something was wrong with Jack from the beginning; his arrogance bothered me. But as he started to park in my assigned area, things got heated.
The first time it happened, I tried to be friendly and said, “Hey, Jack.” “I have that place all to myself. It is rather visibly marked.
Jack gave a sly little shrug. “I didn’t see your name on it,” he curtly retorted.
I initially ignored it, thinking it was an isolated incident. But it kept happening time and time again. I requested him to move each time, but he ignored me.
Because I use a cane and have chronic leg pain, I require a parking space close to my door.
My patience was exhausted during our most recent meeting. I was furious when I knocked on his door.
“Jack, please move your automobile right now. I am unable to park further away since walking that distance hurts too much.
After rolling his eyes, he finally shifted his automobile. That wasn’t the solution I thought it would be.
I woke up the next morning to a nightmare: all of the tape was wrapped around my automobile. It covered every square inch. I said, “Are you kidding me?!?” in shock. Who acts in that way?
I knew from away that Jack and his son Drew were trying to scare me into submitting. I captured multiple pictures as proof.
I laboriously sliced through the tape layers all morning. Despite how frustrating it was, I wouldn’t let them win.
I gave my young friend Noah, who lived nearby, a call later that day. “I need your assistance.”
After losing their parents in an automobile accident a few years prior, Noah and his brother Kris were now living with their grandmother, Kelly. She was horrified to hear about my predicament and offered her grandchildren’s help.
“Mr. Watson, what do you need us to do?” With worried eyes, Noah enquired.
I smiled as my strategy came together. “Jack will learn a lesson from us that he won’t soon forget.”
I took a cab to work and stopped at a few stores to pick up some things, such wind chimes, plastic flamingos, and biodegradable glitter bombs. I imagined Jack and Drew’s reactions when they realized what I had in store for them.
Kris, Noah, and I got to work that night. Initially, we evenly dispersed the biodegradable glitter around Jack’s front yard, making sure it sank into every crevice. Even if it’s harmless, cleaning it up would be a hassle.
I added, trying not to chuckle, “Noah, make sure to sprinkle some over by the flower beds.”
With a broad smile, Noah said, “Got it, Mr. Watson,” tossing another handful of glitter into the shrubbery.
Then we planted plastic pink flamingos across his yard in a spot where Jack would notice them as soon as he opened his door. His well-manicured lawn was suddenly covered with a vivid sea of flamingos.
Kris chuckled when arranging the final flamingo. “This will be incredible. He won’t be aware of what hit him.
Satisfied with our job, I nodded. Sweet, huh? Simply watch for his attempt to get rid of these.
In the end, we covered his house with inexpensive, loud wind chimes. A wind gust started as we were finishing, making a symphony of clanging noises that would no doubt annoy him. I felt like I had luck on my side.
Kris commented, “Perfect timing,” as she watched the chimes swing in the wind. “He’s going to go insane.”
We put in a lot of overtime to make sure everything was perfect. After we were done, I stood back and appreciated our creation.
I gave them a back pat and said, “Okay, boys.” “Let’s evaluate Jack’s tolerance for a taste of his own medicine.”
We laughed quietly together and went back to our houses.
I got up early the following morning, curious to see Jack’s response. It wasn’t very long. I could definitely hear a door banging at around seven in the morning.
“How in the hell?” I could hear Jack’s voice in my backyard. I laughed so hard that I had to glance out my window.
“Dad, what happened?” Drew questioned, running out into the front yard as he heard his dad yell.
With a look of amazement on his face, Jack stood on his porch. The flamingos stood like sentinels, the wind chimes made a cacophonous noise, and his yard was a dazzling mass of glitter. He looked around, as if he didn’t know where to start.
I gave in to the temptation of going outside and acting naive. Jack, good morning. Good morning, young man. You have quite the mess there.
Jack glared at me. “Did you carry out this task?”
I gave a shrug. “I have no idea what you’re discussing. Perhaps you ought to think about showing your neighbors greater consideration.
Before he could reply, his door was knocked on. Thanks to my phone call, two police officers stood there looking serious.
“Mr. Jack Patterson?” asked one of them.
“Yes, that is me,” Jack answered, his annoyance giving way to confusion.
The officer went on, “We need to talk to you about some recent incidents.” “We’ve received complaints about you vandalizing a vehicle and parking in a designated spot.”
Jack’s expression turned pale. “Depraved? I didn’t—
The policeman showed pictures as proof. “We have surveillance footage as well as proof that you and your son taped Mr. Watson’s car.”
Jack stammered, “But what about my yard, though? Take a look at this.
The policeman gave a headshake. We’re here to discuss vandalism and parking. We have to take you to the station. And you as well, young man.
I felt an overwhelming sense of satisfaction flood over me as they dragged Jack and Drew away. There was justice being done.
I was ecstatic. Nobody dared to park there again after I took up the free spot. Noah, Kris, and Kelly came over to celebrate later that day.
Kelly gave me a strong hug. Greg, I’m so relieved that’s finished. None of that trouble was worth it for you.
“No, I didn’t,” I answered, grinning at the children. “Now that you’re all here, I can park in peace,”
Noah grinned. “Mr. Watson, anytime. We’ve got you covered.
“Yes, and we’ll be ready if he ever tries anything again,” Kris continued.
We laughed together and enjoyed each other’s company for the remainder of the evening. With Jack, the nightmare was finished, and I felt peace come back into my life.
I was grateful to have such great neighbors as I watched Noah and Kris joke about.
Harry went home for the holidays a few weeks later. The warmth of family and friends flooded the house. There was Kelly, Kris, and Noah, and we all crowded around the fireplace.
Harry had a quizzical expression on his face as he glanced about. “So, what’s this big story that I keep hearing tidbits of?”
I laughed and patted the chair next to me. Harry, please have a seat. You’ll adore this, I promise.
We took turns telling the story, adding details and giggling over the recollections.
With a gleam in her eye, Kelly offered her analysis, while Kris imitated Jack’s disbelieving look at seeing the flamingos. Noah gave a lively explanation of the glitter bomb scheme.
With his eyes expanding with every turn, Harry listened closely. “Not at all! Grandpa, you actually did that?
I smiled and nodded. “Yes, we definitely did. You ought to have seen his expression when the police arrived.
Harry started laughing. That is quite clever! I wish I could have witnessed it in person.
Kris replied, reclined in his chair, “You would have loved it.” “It resembled something from a motion picture.”
Noah added, “Yes, I have heard they had to pay a hefty fine and left the neighborhood for good.”
“Much better,” Kelly continued. “So, Greg, we can all live in peace now?”
With a pleasant smile, I nodded. We continued to tell stories throughout the evening, reflecting on the past and making plans for the future. There was laughter and love in the house, the type that only close friends and family can give.
In the end, it was more than simply getting back my parking space and educating Jack and Drew. What really mattered was the relationships we had and the experiences we produced together.
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