Shithead and Sarah have been like famiIy to my wife and I for several years, practically ever since we moved in across the street from them. The four of us were extremely tight. Our kids are the same age as theirs and are all good friends. We were one big family unit. We did dinner together a few times a week. We went on vacations together.
I truly saw Shithead as a brother, and my wife and Sarah were very close too.
Five months ago, I was completely blindsided by the discovery of an affair between my wife and Shithead. My wife had left her emaiI open on our computer, and I saw an email from her to her longtime therapist saying that Shithead would be joining her at an upcoming session “again.”
Uh, WTF? My mind started racing – why in the world would Shithead be going to her therapy sessions without my knowledge? I did a search and found some other emails to and from the therapist proving that Shithead had been going to sessions together with her for about six weeks.
I checked our mobile phone account and discovered that, since late summer, they had been exchanging hundreds of texts every day, peaking at nearIy 500/day by the holidays. Speaking of the holidays, my wife and I hosted both of our families (parents, siblings, etc) for both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner, and Shithead and Sarah joined us either for dinner or after dinner on both holidays.
Text records showed that the entire time that they were at our house celebrating with our families, my wife and Shithead were texting each other across the room. They were doing that pretty much every time the four of us hung out, for months. And, you know, all day every day just in generaI. But what bothers me the most is that they were doing it with Sarah and I right there.
I confronted my wife with the evidence and she admitted that yes, she and Shithead had fallen in love. “It just happened! I don’t know how! But I love him and I just don’t feeI anything for you anymore, I’m sorry!” They had gone on a school district trip together, something had happened in her hotel room, and things had moved quickly from there. She explained, as I lay face-down on the couch, unable to look at her, that they had already made plans to move out and divorce me and Sarah, and while they didn’t plan to move in together immediately because of the kids, they’d probably do so eventually.
The meetings with the therapist were supposedly mostly for the purpose of finding a way to break this to me and Sarah as gently as possible, because they were so very concerned for our well-being. (Sarah and I are fairly certain that they weren’t pIanning on telling us about the affair at all, and were simply going to “discover” their feelings for one another several months down the line, after they’d come up with some other reason to divorce the two of us.)
My wife moved out two months ago. I was, and still am, utterly destroyed. I cry every day. I cried writing the first few paragraphs of this story just now. I worry non-stop about the impact on our kids. But I am also not exactly a shrinking vioIet when I feel that I’ve been wronged. And in this case I was, objectively, very very wronged.
So, a couple of years ago, Shithead ran for a Board of Education seat as a pretty extreme underdog. I helped him with his campaign materials and debate prep, and my wife, a well-known school district employee (this becomes important later), got the word out as best she couId. Much to our surprise, he actually won in a squeaker, by just a few dozen votes.
Being on the Board became the center of Shithead’s world. He joined every committee that he could. This turned into the foundation of his affair with my wife, as they were constantly going to school events and meetings together on evenings and weekends.
Once I discovered the affair, my thoughts turned pretty quickly to revenge, and it occurred to me that an extramarital affair between a member of the Board of Education and an employee of the school district was at least bad poIitics and possibly vioIated district policy. Making things far worse for them was that my wife was in the running for an open administrative position, and everyone knew that she was more or less guaranteed the job and the major pay raise that came with it. She had just finished her master’s degree in school administration, at the urging of her principal and the superintendent, so that she could be promoted to this specific position.
I had plenty of evidence of the affair – texts from both of them admitting to it, text records showing that they were texting hundreds of times a day, emails to and from the therapist, etc. I considered simply emailing all of the evidence to the Board and the superintendent, but felt like I, as the grieving, betrayed spouse, might not be seen as a credible source.
So instead, I invented a fictitious “furious friend” who was planning on showing up to the next Board meeting and publicly shaming the two of them for their affair. I told my wife that I’d tried to taIk this person down but couldn’t guarantee that they wouldn’t show up and humiliate them publicly. As I expected, this led Shithead to conclude that the only option was for him to preemptively admit the affair to the Board. The superintendent subsequently recommended that Shithead resign, which he did. Sarah said that he was utterly humiliated and crushed, and barely got out of bed for a few days afterward.
Once word of the affair and Shithead’s resignation started getting around, the superintendent (a longtime friend of both my wife and Shithead) contacted my wife and tearfully informed her that it was no Ionger politically appropriate for her to be promoted to an administrative position within the district.
The position that had been lined up for her was later filled by an outside candidate. This sent waves of confusion and rumor throughout the district, as it was pretty well-known that my wife was getting the job. The day after she was informed that she wasn’t getting the promotion, my wife and I, despite our crumbling marriage, took our son out to breakfast together on his birthday, and a parent stopped by our table to congratulate her on her new roIe. She said thanks, then excused herself to go cry in the bathroom for a while.
I let the dust settle for a couple of weeks, and then, right before my wife moved out, let them in on my little secret – there was never a “furious friend” threatening to expose them in the first place. Just me.
Word of all of this has gotten around our fairly small town, which Shithead grew up in and my wife has worked in for nearly 20 years. My wife refuses to taIk to me about how things are at work now, but I’ve heard from some people I know in the district that her formerly spotless reputation has taken a major hit.
Shithead, formerly a gregarious social presence in our neighborhood and at events and pubs in town, has completely gone underground and barely emerges to mow his lawn. He’s moving out soon, to a shitty little townhouse which is all he can afford due to all the child support he’s going to have to pay his wife.
My wife and Shithead claim that they plan on trying to make things work together, despite all the public humiliation. I wish them lots of Iuck with that. I’m sure it will be a lot of fun to show their faces together in town.
Abandoned Puppy Becomes the Angel a Grieving Old Man Prayed For
After losing his wife and son, 91-year-old Burt had given up on miracles. But everything changed when a puppy abandoned in a cardboard box crossed his path. Two years later, when that same dog disappeared, Burt’s journey to find him uncovered a miracle far greater than he could have imagined.
The autumn wind rustled through the leaves as Burt shuffled along the familiar path to the church, his weathered cane tapping against the sidewalk. At 91, every step was deliberate, and every breath a reminder of the long life he’d lived… mostly alone.
The morning fog hung low, wrapping the street in a pearl-gray blanket when a sound caught his attention. A squeaky whimper, barely audible, drifted from a rain-soaked cardboard box by the roadside.
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Burt’s arthritic knees protested as he bent down to investigate. Inside, a tiny black and white puppy shivered, its eyes large and pleading. A crumpled note was taped to the box: “Take care of him!”
The old man’s heart, hardened by decades of solitude after losing his wife Martha and their son James in that terrible car crash, softened at the sight of the helpless creature.
“Well,” he whispered, “I suppose the Lord works in mysterious ways.”
A sad little puppy abandoned in a cardboard box on the roadside | Source: Midjourney
Burt gathered the puppy in his trembling hands, tucked it inside his coat, and returned home. The church could wait… this little soul needed him more.
He named the puppy Sebastian. It was the name Martha had always said they’d give to their second child before fate had other plans.
Something about the little fellow’s gentle eyes reminded him of Martha’s kindness, and the name just felt right. “I hope you like me, little one!” Burt said as the pup wagged his little tail.
From that first day, Sebastian filled Burt’s silent house with unexpected joy and hearty barks.
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Sebastian grew into a handsome dog with a distinctive white patch shaped like a star on his chest. He had a habit of bringing Burt his slippers every morning and sitting beside him during afternoon tea as if he knew exactly what the old man needed.
For two years, they were inseparable. Sebastian became Burt’s reason to wake up, venture outside, and smile again. The dog would wait by the window when Burt went to get groceries, his tail wagging so hard his whole body shook when the old man returned.
Their evening walks became a neighborhood fixture — the stooped figure and his faithful companion, moving slowly but contentedly along the twilight streets.
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Then came that terrible Thursday in October.
Sebastian had been acting restless all morning, his ears perking up at something only he could hear. The neighborhood strays were particularly vocal that day, their barks echoing from the direction of the old park by the high school.
A female dog in heat, Burt would later learn, had drawn many of the local dogs to that area. Sebastian kept rushing to the window, whining softly, his tail twitching as he paced by the door.
Burt wasn’t too worried at first. Sebastian had always been well-behaved, never one to wander.
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“Settle down, boy,” Burt had said fondly, reaching for the leash. “We’ll go for our walk after lunch.”
But Sebastian’s agitation only grew. When Burt let him out into their fenced yard as usual, the dog immediately ran to the far corner, standing alert and listening to the distant barking. Burt went inside to fix their lunch, and when he called Sebastian 15 minutes later, there was no response.
The gate was ajar. Burt found a mail in the mailbox. But Sebastian was nowhere to be found. Had the postman left the gate open? Panic seized Burt’s chest as he searched the yard, calling Sebastian’s name with increasing desperation.
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Hours stretched into days. Burt barely ate or slept, spending endless hours on his porch, clutching Sebastian’s worn leather collar. The nights were the worst. The silence that had once been his constant companion now felt like a gaping wound in his soul, raw and bleeding with every tick of the grandfather clock.
Every creak of the floorboards made him look up, hoping to see Sebastian trotting in with that apologetic look dogs get when they know they’ve worried their humans.
When his neighbor Tom rushed over with news of a dead dog on the highway, Burt felt the ground disappear beneath his feet, his heart shattering into a thousand tiny pieces.
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The relief at discovering it wasn’t Sebastian was immediately followed by guilt. He couldn’t leave another creature unmourned, so he buried the unknown dog, saying a prayer for its family wherever they were.
The missing posters he put up around town told their own story of love and loss:
“MISSING: SEBASTIAN. Beloved family member. Black & white dog with star-shaped patch on chest. Reward: A home-cooked meal & endless gratitude. Contact: Burt, Door No. A31, Maple Avenue, Oak Street.”
Some people smiled sympathetically at the modest offer, but Burt’s famous pot roast was all he had to give. When nobody contacted him, Burt pushed open the heavy doors of the police station, clutching Sebastian’s favorite chew toy in his trembling hands.
A poster with a missing dog’s photo nailed to a tree | Source: Midjourney
“He’s my only family…” The desk sergeant barely looked up from his computer as Burt explained his situation, his voice quavering with desperation. A few officers lounging nearby exchanged smirks.
“Sir,” the sergeant sighed, “we’ve got three ongoing missing persons cases, two armed robberies, and a hit-and-run to solve. We can’t spare resources to look for a dog that probably just ran away.”
One of the officers chuckled. “Maybe he found himself a girlfriend!” he said, drawing snickers from his colleagues. Burt’s shoulders slumped, each laugh feeling like a knife in his heart. He turned to leave, his cane scraping against the linoleum floor, when a gentle voice called out.
“Sir! Hold on!”
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The dismissive laughter at the police station cut deep, but young Officer Charlie’s kind eyes held understanding. Though he couldn’t officially help, he promised to keep an eye out during his patrols and took Burt’s phone number.
“My grandmother,” he said quietly, “she lived alone with her dog. I understand what this dog means to you, sir. I really do.”
Two weeks after Sebastian’s disappearance, Burt’s hope faded. His joints ached more than usual, perhaps from all the walking he’d done searching for Sebastian or maybe from the weight of grief settling back into his bones.
He sat in his armchair, looking at the empty dog bed in the corner, when his rotary phone rang.
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It was Officer Charlie, speaking quickly, excitement in his voice. “Mr. Burt? I’m off duty, but I was hiking in the woods near Old Miller’s property, and I heard barking coming from somewhere below the ground. There’s an abandoned well out there… it’s been partially covered with boards, but there’s a gap. I think… I think you should come out here.”
Burt’s hands shook so badly he could barely grip his cane. He hurried to his neighbor Tom’s house to ask if Tom could drive him to the woods. Tom agreed, and the two left in his car. When they arrived at the woods, they found Charlie waiting with ropes and flashlights. The young officer had already called the fire department but couldn’t wait for them to arrive.
“He’s down there, Mr. Burt. I saw the white star-like patch on his chest when I shined my light down.”
Burt burst into tears, his fragile voice trembling as he called out to Sebastian. “My boy… are you alright down there? Can you hear me? Just… just give me a sign. Please.”
“Woof! Woof!” The familiar bark echoed from the well, lifting Burt’s weary spirit and flooding his heart with hope.
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The next hour was a flurry of activity. The fire department arrived with proper equipment, and a young firefighter was carefully lowered into the dry, abandoned well.
Word of the rescue spread quickly, and soon, people from across town gathered at the scene. The crowd held their breath as they heard movement below, and then a familiar bark echoed from the darkness.
Burt fell to his knees, tears streaming down his face.
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When they finally pulled Sebastian up, he was thin and muddy but very much alive. He’d likely been surviving on rainwater at the bottom of the well. The moment they set him down, he bolted straight to Burt, nearly knocking the old man over with the force of his love.
Sebastian’s tail wagged so hard it seemed to blur, and he covered Burt’s face with frantic kisses, whimpering as if trying to tell his story all at once.
“My boy,” Burt sobbed, burying his face in Sebastian’s dirty fur. “My precious, precious boy. I missed you. You scared me.” The gathered crowd wiped away tears, watching the reunion unfold.
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An elderly woman stepped forward from the crowd, dabbing at her eyes with a handkerchief.
“I’ve been watching Mr. Burt walk past my house every day for the past two weeks,” she said to no one in particular, her voice quivering. “Every evening, calling that dog’s name until his voice gave out. I’ve never seen such devotion. Such love. Such compassion.”
“Sebastian,” Burt whispered, still holding his dog close. “I thought I’d lost you forever, just like I lost them.” His voice broke on the last word, and Officer Charlie knelt beside them, placing a gentle hand on Burt’s shoulder.
“Sir,” Charlie said softly, “let’s get you both home. Sebastian needs food and rest, and so do you.”
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As Tom helped Burt to his feet, the old man turned to Charlie with tears still streaming down his weathered face. “Young man,” he said, gripping Charlie’s hand, “thank you so much. You have no idea what you’ve just returned to me.”
Charlie’s eyes misted as he replied, “My grandmother… before she passed last year, she told me stories about her dog from when she was young. She’d say, ‘Charlie, sometimes angels have four legs.’ When I saw your missing posters, I kept thinking about her.”
“Angels have four legs,” Burt repeated, looking down at Sebastian, who hadn’t moved more than an inch from his side. “Martha used to say something similar. She’d tell our James that dogs are God’s way of reminding us that love speaks without words.”
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One of the firefighters approached, helmet in hand. “Mr. Burt, we should get Sebastian checked out by a vet. Would you like us to call someone?”
“I know a vet who makes house calls,” Tom interjected. “She’s my daughter’s friend. I’ll give her a call right now.”
As they made their way back through the woods, an elderly man from the neighborhood spoke up. “Burt, you mentioned a home-cooked meal as a reward on your posters. Well, I’d say Officer Charlie here has earned it!”
Burt straightened his shoulders, some of his old dignity returning. “Indeed he has. And not just Charlie. All of you… you all came out here to help find my boy.”
His voice trembled as he looked at the gathered faces. “I’ve lived in this town for 63 years, most of them alone. I thought I was forgotten, just an old man with his dog. But today…” He paused to compose himself.
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“Nobody’s forgotten, Mr. Burt,” Charlie said firmly. “Nobody should be forgotten.”
“Then please,” Burt said, addressing the crowd, “all of you come to dinner tomorrow. It might be a tight squeeze in my little cottage, but Martha always said a home expands to fit the love inside it.”
As they reached the edge of the woods, Sebastian stopped and looked up at Burt, his tail wagging slowly. Despite his ordeal, his eyes held the same devotion they’d shown since that first day Burt found him in the cardboard box.
“You know,” Burt said, his voice laced with emotion, “during these past two weeks, I kept thinking about that note in the box. ‘Take care of him,’ it said. But the truth is, he’s been taking care of me all along.”
Charlie smiled, helping Burt navigate a rough patch of ground. “Sometimes, Mr. Burt, that’s exactly how family works.”
Nostalgic picture of an abandoned puppy in a box bearing a note | Source: Midjourney
The following evening, Burt’s small cottage was filled with more people than it had seen in decades. True to his word, he prepared a feast — his special pot roast, Martha’s recipe for apple pie, and all the fixings. Officer Charlie tried to decline the reward, but Burt insisted.
“A promise is a promise,” he said, his eyes twinkling. “Besides, it’s been too long since this house heard laughter.”
Sebastian moved from person to person, accepting gentle pats and sneaked bits of pot roast, but he always returned to press against Burt’s leg as if reassuring both of them that he was really home. The old man’s hands slightly shook as he served his guests, but his smile was steady and true.
A delighted older man holding a tray of pie | Source: Midjourney
Later that night, after everyone had gone home, Burt sat in his armchair with Sebastian curled up at his feet. The dog had been bathed and checked by a vet, who declared him dehydrated and hungry but otherwise unharmed. A miracle, they called it.
But Burt knew better — it wasn’t just a miracle that had brought Sebastian back to him. It was the kindness of a young police officer who took the time to care, the strength of a community that came together to help, and the resilient spirit of a dog who never gave up trying to come home.
He reached down to scratch behind Sebastian’s ears, and the dog looked up at him with those same trusting eyes that had peered out of a cardboard box two years ago.
“You know,” Burt said softly, “Martha always said that family finds each other, one way or another. Guess she was right, as usual.”
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Sebastian’s tail thumped against the floor in agreement, and Burt felt the last traces of loneliness melt away. His house was no longer filled with just silence and memories… it was now home to second chances, to love found and lost and found again, and to the quiet miracle of two hearts beating in perfect sync.
That night, for the first time in two weeks, both man and dog slept peacefully, each knowing the other was exactly where they belonged.
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