I was shocked when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of losing my temper, I decided to play along. Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his new idea of marriage.
I’ve always been the calm and reasonable one in our relationship. Jake, on the other hand, can easily get caught up in new trends or ideas, whether it’s a hobby or a YouTube video that claims to change his life in just a few easy steps.
Jake and I were fine until he met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loud made him right. He’d talk over anyone who tried to correct him. He was also always single (no surprise there), but that didn’t stop him from giving relationship advice to all his married friends, including Jake. Jake, who should’ve known better, was impressed by Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t worry about it much at first, but then Jake started saying things like, “Steve says marriages work best when the wife handles the household,” or “Steve thinks women should always look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.” I’d roll my eyes and make sarcastic comments, but it was bothering me. Jake was changing. He’d raise an eyebrow if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and he’d sigh if I let the laundry pile up—forgetting that I also had a full-time job.
Then one night, it happened. Jake came home with The List.
He sat me down, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across the table. “I’ve been thinking,” he began, sounding condescending in a way I’d never heard before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa, but there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, not realizing he was walking into dangerous territory. “Yeah, Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I looked at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule, titled “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife.” Jake had actually written out a plan for me based on what Steve—a single guy with no relationship experience—thought I should do to “improve” as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast, then go to the gym to “stay in shape.” After that? Cleaning, laundry, ironing—all before heading to work. Every evening, I was to cook dinner from scratch and make snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over. It was sexist and insulting on so many levels, I didn’t know where to start. I just stared at Jake, wondering if he had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, unaware.
“Steve says it’s important to have structure, and I think you could benefit from—”
“Benefit from what?” I interrupted, keeping my voice calm. Jake blinked, surprised, but quickly recovered.
“Well, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw the paper in his face, but instead, I surprised myself—I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m lucky you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
He looked relieved, and I almost felt sorry for him as I stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I looked at the ridiculous schedule and smiled. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” he was about to learn a lesson. I opened my laptop and started a new document titled, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” If he wanted perfection from me, there was a cost.
I started by listing all the things he’d suggested for me, beginning with the gym. “$1,200 for a personal trainer,” I typed, barely holding back a laugh.
Next was the food. If Jake wanted gourmet meals, that wasn’t happening with our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That wasn’t cheap. “$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. And if he wanted fancy meals, he’d need cooking lessons too—those were expensive.
I leaned back, laughing as I imagined his face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. The best part was yet to come.
There was no way I could manage all these demands and keep my job. If Jake wanted me to follow his absurd schedule full-time, he’d have to cover my lost income. I calculated my salary and added it to the list. “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time maid, chef, and personal assistant.”
By now, I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
And just for fun, I added a note about expanding the house. If Jake was going to have friends over all the time, they’d need a separate space. “$50,000 to build a man cave so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s new routine.”
I printed out the list, set it on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he arrived, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called, spotting the paper. “What’s this?”
Keeping a straight face, I said, “Oh, just a little list to help you become the best husband ever.”
He chuckled, thinking I was playing along, but as he read the list, his smile faded. “$1,200 for a trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I crossed my arms. “Well, you want me to follow your plan, right? I figured we should budget for it.”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?”
“How else can I follow your plan?” I asked. “I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
Jake looked stunned. The numbers and the absurdity of his demands hit him all at once. His smugness disappeared, replaced by the realization that he had messed up.
“I didn’t mean for it to be like this,” he stammered. “I just thought—”
“You thought you could ‘fix’ me like a project?” I said, my voice calm but firm. “Jake, marriage is about respect. And if you ever try to ‘fix’ me like this again, it’ll cost you a lot more than what’s on that paper.”
There was a long silence. Jake sighed and looked at me, defeated.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t realize how ridiculous it was. Steve made it sound reasonable, but now I see… it’s toxic. I’ve been such a fool.”
I nodded. “Yes, you have. And honestly, Steve has no idea what he’s talking about. Why would you listen to him?”
Jake’s face softened as the truth hit him. “You’re right. He has no clue.”
We tore up both lists, and for the first time in weeks, I felt like we were back on the same team. It was a reminder that marriage isn’t about being perfect—it’s about being better together.
Food and Sweets Started Disappearing from My Home — When I Turned On the Hidden Camera, I Went Pale
Food kept vanishing from Christine’s home — first chocolates, then entire meals. When her husband, Samuel, swore he wasn’t the culprit, she set up a hidden camera. When she spotted the intruder on the footage, her blood ran cold.
At first, it was just little things disappearing from my fridge and kitchen cabinets. A handful of chocolates missing from the box I’d been saving. The juice boxes Samuel loved, running out faster than usual.
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Each time something disappeared, I’d do a mental inventory, trying to remember if I’d eaten it myself in some late-night fog.
But I knew my habits.
I could make a box of chocolates last for weeks, savoring one piece at a time. Not the type to devour half a box and forget about it.
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Still, I tried to rationalize it.
Maybe Samuel was sneaking midnight snacks. Maybe I was working too hard, losing track of things.
But then the incidents started escalating.
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A bottle of wine we’d been saving for our anniversary — the one I specifically remembered pushing to the back of the cabinet — suddenly appeared in the recycling bin.
The fancy cheese I’d bought for our dinner party was half-gone before the guests even arrived.
Each disappearance felt like a tiny paper cut to my sanity.
I started keeping a log.
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Monday: half a box of imported cookies missing.
Wednesday: three pieces of dark chocolate were gone.
Friday: the special raspberry preserves I’d ordered online were nowhere to be found.
The pattern was maddening, not just because things were disappearing, but because of what was being taken.
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These weren’t random snacks or plain food — they were all the premium items, the special treats, the things I’d carefully chosen and looked forward to enjoying.
Then the caviar disappeared. Not the cheap stuff either, the premium Osetra I’d splurged on for Samuel’s birthday. $200 worth of tiny black pearls, gone without a trace.
That was the final straw.
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Although it was out of character, the only logical explanation was that my husband had been snacking in secret. I had to confront him if I was ever going to get to the bottom of this mystery.
“Hey, babe,” I said one morning, trying to keep my voice casual. “Did you finish that box of Belgian truffles I bought last week?”
Samuel looked up from his coffee, forehead creasing. “What truffles?”
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My stomach did a weird little flip. “The ones on the top shelf of the pantry. Behind the cereal.”
“Haven’t touched them,” he said, taking another sip. “Didn’t even know we had any.”
I stared at him, searching his face for any sign he was joking. Samuel was many things, but a liar wasn’t one of them. If he said he hadn’t eaten the chocolates, he hadn’t eaten the chocolates.
Which meant either I was losing my mind, or someone else was helping themselves to our food!
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“Are you sure?” I pressed, my voice tighter now. “The caviar from your birthday is gone too. And that wine we were saving for our anniversary? The one from our trip to Napa?”
That got his attention. Samuel’s coffee cup froze halfway to his mouth. “The what? That stuff was expensive! And I was looking forward to opening it next month.”
“I know.” I crossed my arms, leaning against the counter. “And unless we’ve got a very sophisticated mouse with expensive taste, someone’s been in our kitchen!”
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I watched as the implications sank in.
Someone had been in our house. Multiple times. While we were sleeping? While we were at work? The thought sent a chill down my spine.
“Maybe we should set up some cameras?” Samuel suggested, his voice uncertain now. “Just to be safe?”
I nodded slowly. “Yeah. Maybe we should.”
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The camera was easy enough to hide: a small wireless one tucked behind some cookbooks on the kitchen shelf.
I positioned it carefully, making sure it had a clear view of both the pantry and the refrigerator. Then I waited, jumping every time my phone buzzed with a notification.
Two days later, I was at work when my phone buzzed with a motion alert.
I ducked into an empty conference room and pulled up the live feed.
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I’m not sure what I was expecting; a maintenance worker, a hungry, homeless person with expensive tastes, or… I don’t know, a very ambitious raccoon?
Instead, I watched in growing disbelief as my mother-in-law, Pamela, waltzed into our kitchen like she owned the place.
“You have got to be kidding me,” I muttered, eyes glued to the screen.
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She moved with the confidence of someone completely at home, pulling out a wine glass, and helping herself to the expensive Bordeaux we’d been saving. She even knew where we kept the good cheese.
The way she moved through our kitchen; opening drawers without hesitation, and reaching for items without searching, told me this wasn’t her first solo visit to raid our kitchen. Not by a long shot.
But it was what happened next that made my blood run cold.
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Pamela didn’t leave after finishing her impromptu wine and cheese party. Instead, she strolled into the hallway and turned toward our bedroom.
The kitchen camera couldn’t show me what she was doing in there, but luckily, I’d placed additional cameras throughout the house, just in case.
I switched to the feed from the bedroom and nearly dropped my phone in shock.
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Pamela was slipping into my favorite dress. She then turned to admire herself in the mirror. Pamela wasn’t just stealing our luxury snacks, she was trying on my clothes!
But the worst was still to come.
My jaw dropped as I watched her go straight to my underwear drawer and start digging through my lingerie.
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She slipped my favorite dress off and tried on the satin and lace teddy I bought just last week.
WHAT THE HELL! Pamela hadn’t just overstepped the boundaries, she’d snapped them entirely.
But why? Pamela and I had always had a rocky relationship, but this was downright disturbing. And how did she even get into our house?
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The next day, I called in sick to work. I lurked in the hallway, determined to catch my thieving MIL in the act.
Right on schedule, at 2 p.m. Pamela let herself in.
I waited as she went through her now-familiar routine: wine, cheese, a little caviar for good measure.
Then she headed for the bedroom.
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The moment she started rifling through my closet, I stepped into the room to confront her.
“Enjoying yourself?” I asked.
Pamela screamed, spinning around so fast she nearly toppled over. “Christine! I — I was just—”
“Just what?” I kept my voice eerily calm, even as rage boiled under my skin. “Just breaking into our house? Just eating our food? Just trying on my underwear?”
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She blushed, but instead of shame, I saw indignation in her eyes.
“I was checking to make sure your wardrobe still suited you! As Samuel’s mother, I have a responsibility—”
“To what? Make sure your son’s wife dresses to your standards?” I crossed my arms. “Where did you get a key?”
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“Samuel gave it to me!” she shot back. “He said I could stop by anytime!”
I almost laughed. “Really? That’s interesting, considering he’s been just as confused as I was about the missing food.”
Something flickered across her face… fear, maybe? But it was quickly replaced by that familiar self-righteous expression I’d grown to hate over the years.
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“Get out, Pamela.” I took her by the elbow and marched her to the door. “And give me the key!”
She pulled herself away from me and glared at me like I was something nasty she’d just scraped off her shoe. “This is my son’s house, too, Christine. And I’ll drop by whenever I like!”
She stormed off then, her nose in the air. But it was clear this was far from over.
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That night, I showed Samuel the footage. His face went from confused to horrified to furious in the span of 30 seconds.
“I never gave her a key,” he said when I asked him about it, his voice tight with anger. “How the hell did she get one?”
We got our answer the next morning when Pamela showed up, acting like nothing had happened.
Samuel blocked the doorway. “Mom. Where did you get the key?”
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She blinked innocently. “Oh, that? I just made a copy! For emergencies, you know.”
“Emergencies,” I repeated flatly. “Like emergency wine drinking? Emergency dress-up sessions with my clothes?”
Pamela looked sadly at Samuel. “Well, maybe if you spoiled your Mommy with more delicious food and bought me the beautiful clothes you buy for your wife, I wouldn’t have been so curious.”
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I’d had enough. It was time to end this.
“Here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to give us back every copy of that key you made.”
She scoffed. “And what if I don’t?”
Samuel dropped a brand-new lock set on the table. “Then you’ll be wasting your time trying to break into a house you can’t get into anymore.”
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Pamela stood there, her face twisting with barely contained rage. Then she yanked a key from her purse and slammed it onto the counter. “Fine! But don’t expect me to help you when you need me!”
I couldn’t help but smirk. “Oh, we never did.”
She stormed out, slamming the door hard enough to rattle the windows. She spent the next few weeks sulking, refusing to apologize or even acknowledge what she’d done wrong.
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Samuel got the brunt of it as she bombarded him with texts and calls about how unreasonable I was being, and how he’d regret this if we had an emergency.
But he didn’t let her manipulate her way back into our lives.
I changed the locks that same day. Now, every time I open my fully stocked fridge or slip into an unworn dress, I smile, knowing my home is finally, truly mine again.
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And if Pamela wants to know what I’m wearing or eating these days? Well, she’ll just have to use her imagination.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
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