When my MIL started visiting wearing latex gloves, claiming she was “disgusted to touch anything,” it felt like a slap in the face. I was juggling newborn twins and exhaustion, yet her judgment pushed me to the brink. But one day, a ripped glove revealed a shocking secret she’d been hiding.
When my perfectionist MIL, Marilyn, first started wearing latex gloves while visiting, I was too exhausted to think much of it.
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The twins, Emma and Lily, were two weeks old, and I couldn’t remember the last time I’d slept more than two hours straight.
At first, I’d managed to keep up with the housework between naps and caring for the twins. But now, the days blurred together in a haze of baby powder, formula, and endless loads of laundry that never quite made it from the dryer to our dresser drawers.
Marilyn’s house was always immaculate, but I’d never held myself to such high standards. Besides, the babies were my priority now. I assumed Marilyn would understand that, but it seemed I was wrong.
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Every one of Marilyn’s visits followed the same pattern. She’d arrive precisely at ten in the morning to “help me out” wearing her perfectly fitted latex gloves and make a beeline for the kitchen.
But she didn’t seem to be doing much in the way of helping me. Sometimes she unpacked the dishwasher or folded laundry, but mostly she just walked around the house, moving things here and there.
One day, I couldn’t take it anymore!
“Marilyn,” I said, “why are you always wearing gloves lately?”
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The silence that followed felt endless. Marilyn’s eyes darted to the side and her brow crinkled as though I’d asked her a complicated math problem.
Then she said something that devastated me.
“Your house is just so messy and dirty,” she said. “It’s disgusting. I’m afraid to touch anything with my bare hands.”
I stood there, holding Emma against my shoulder, her tiny body warm and real while my mother-in-law’s words echoed in my head.
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I was too shocked and hurt to reply, but I couldn’t stop thinking about what Marilyn said. Later that night, after we’d finally gotten the twins down, I tried to talk to Danny about it.
“I’m sure she doesn’t mean it like that,” he said, not meeting my eyes as he cleaned a spot of baby spit-up on the carpet. “Mom’s just… particular about cleanliness and keeping things tidy.”
“Particular?” I laughed, but it came out more like a sob. “Danny, she’s wearing surgical gloves in our home. What’s next? A mask and scrubs?”
He sighed, running his hands through his hair. “What do you want me to do? She’s my mother.”
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After that, I became obsessed with cleaning. Between feedings and diaper changes, I scrubbed and organized like a woman possessed.
I’d stay up long after the twins fell asleep, wiping down surfaces that were already clean, reorganizing cabinets that didn’t need it, desperate to create some semblance of the perfection Marilyn seemed to demand.
The house smelled perpetually of bleach and baby powder. Nevertheless, Marilyn kept arriving with her gloves.
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“You really should consider a cleaning service,” she said one afternoon. “It might help with… all of this.”
Her gesture encompassed the entire room: the basket of unfolded laundry, the stack of unwashed bottles, and the scattered baby toys that seemed to multiply overnight.
I bit my tongue so hard I tasted blood. Behind me, Lily started to fuss, her tiny face scrunching up in preparation for a cry that would surely wake her sister.
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The invisible weight of Marilyn’s judgment pressed down on my shoulders as I hurried to soothe my daughter.
Weeks passed, and the twins were starting to smile — real smiles, not just gas. They were developing personalities: Emma, the serious observer, and Lily, our little comedian.
Danny and I were on the couch, watching them play on their mat, enjoying one of those rare perfect moments when both babies were content and quiet.
Marilyn arrived for her usual visit, the soft swoosh of her designer slacks announcing her presence before she even spoke.
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She set her bag down, surveying the room with her critical eye. “Oh, I see you’ve cleaned a bit. Good effort.”
Her gaze fixed on the roses Danny had bought for me yesterday. She immediately honed in on the bouquet, changing the water in the vase and rearranging the flowers. I didn’t pay her much attention until a sharp ripping sound broke the silence.
Danny and I both turned. Marilyn’s glove had torn, and through the gash in the latex, I glimpsed something that shocked me.
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Marilyn had a tattoo on her hand! Not just any tattoo, but a heart with a name inside it: Mason. That flash of ink seemed impossible for my proper, perfect mother-in-law.
Marilyn quickly stuffed her hand into her pocket, but it was too late. Danny and I exchanged puzzled looks.
“Mom?” Danny’s voice was careful, measured. “What was that on your hand?”
“I-It’s nothing,” Marilyn stammered, already turning toward the door.
“It isn’t.” Danny stood to face his mother. “Who’s Mason?”
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She froze, her shoulders tight, and then her perfect posture crumbled.
“Mason… was someone I met a few months ago,” she began. Her voice was small, nothing like the confident tone that had delivered so many critiques of my housekeeping.
“He’s… younger than me,” she continued. “I know it’s crazy, but he was so charming. So sweet. He told me everything I wanted to hear. He told me I was beautiful, that I was special. I hadn’t felt that way in a long time, Danny.”
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Tears began rolling down Marilyn’s cheeks, smearing her mascara. “After your father passed, I was so lonely, and Mason… he seemed to understand.”
“You’re telling me you… you’re dating this Mason guy?” Danny’s voice cracked.
Marilyn shook her head. “No! We were dating, but… I thought he cared about me, Danny. He convinced me to get this tattoo, told me it would prove how much I loved him, but…” Marilyn’s voice broke.
“What happened?” I asked softly. “You can tell us, Marilyn.”
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“After I got the tattoo… he laughed at me. Said it was a joke. Said he’d been wondering how far he could push the uptight widow. Then he left.”
The silence in the room was deafening. Lily chose that moment to coo softly, the sound almost jarring in its innocence. Emma reached for her sister’s hand, and I watched as their tiny fingers intertwined.
“I was so humiliated,” Marilyn continued, her words coming faster now. “I couldn’t let you see how stupid I’d been. The gloves… they were my way of hiding it. Every time I looked at this tattoo, I saw my own foolishness staring back at me.”
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Danny moved first, stepping forward to hug his mother. “Mom… I don’t even know what to say. But you didn’t have to go through this alone.”
I looked at Marilyn, really looked at her. Behind the perfect makeup and coordinated outfit, I saw something I’d never noticed before: vulnerability. The weight of her secret had been crushing her, just like the weight of new motherhood had been crushing me.
We’d both been drowning in our own ways, too proud or scared to reach out for help.
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“We all make mistakes,” I said softly. “But we can’t let them define us.”
Marilyn turned to me, her carefully constructed facade completely shattered. “I’ve been so hard on you. I didn’t want to face my mess, so I focused on yours. I’m sorry.” Her voice caught. “The twins… they’re beautiful, and you’re doing an amazing job. I’ve been terrible, haven’t I?”
Tears welled in my eyes as I nodded. “Let’s move forward. Together.”
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As if on cue, both twins started fussing. Without thinking, Marilyn peeled off her remaining glove and reached for Emma.
Her hands were perfectly manicured, with that small heart tattoo telling its own story of human imperfection. For the first time since the twins were born, I felt like we could be a real family.
Later that night, after Marilyn had gone home and the twins were asleep, Danny found me in the nursery.
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“You know,” he said quietly, “I think this is the first time I’ve seen Mom cry since Dad died.”
I leaned against him, watching our daughters sleep. “Sometimes we need to fall apart before we can come back together stronger.”
He kissed the top of my head, and I felt something shift between us — a new understanding, perhaps, or just the recognition that perfection isn’t nearly as important as connection.
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The next morning, when I found Marilyn’s discarded latex gloves in our trash, I smiled. Some messes, it turns out, are worth making.
Here’s another story: When my 12-year-old son Ben took up our wealthy neighbor’s offer to shovel snow for $10 a day, he couldn’t wait to buy gifts for the family. But when that man refused to pay, calling it a “lesson about contracts,” Ben was heartbroken. That’s when I decided to teach him a lesson he’d never forget.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
Gary Burghoff AKA Radar from ‘M*A*S*H’ Always Kept His Left Hand Out of View – Five Times We Could See It
The hit 1972 sitcom “M*A*S*H” introduced the world to a number of memorable and beloved characters, from the smart-mouthed yet compassionate Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce to his endearing friend, Captain B.J. Hunnicutt. Almost every character had stuck in the minds of the fans.
One of the characters that often featured but was easily overlooked by his military counterparts due to his nervous nature was the 4077 MASH unit’s company clerk, Corporal Walter Eugene “Radar” O’Reilly. Although many of the staff on the base tended to take Radar’s effort for granted, the fans sure noticed him.
Radar was portrayed by the acclaimed actor Gary Burghoff from the start of the TV show in 1972 until the seventh season, which aired in 1979. Although fans clamored for more of the unassuming clerk, Burghoff revealed that he needed to step away from the show to rekindle his personal relationships and fight burnout.
“M*A*S*H’s” Influence and Burghoff’s Personal Identity
Although Burghoff enjoyed playing Radar, the role became increasingly demanding. The actor commented that it became difficult to separate himself from his character in the eyes of the public, which soon became tedious. He also noted that he despised being fawned over by the crowds:
“Aw, I know I’m cute. Cute, cute, CUTE! I was always cute because I was always the smallest kid on the block. I hate cute.”
Everyone saw Burghoff as an adorable, short, timid character as they’d known him on-screen and on the stage for many years. However, after years of being looked down upon, both metaphorically and physically speaking, Burghoff grew tired of the persona so easily attributed to him by scores of people he had never even met.
The actor lashed out against this view of him as a cute little fellow by defending his height. As he so rightly pointed out, 5 feet 6 inches isn’t irregularly short, and he would have seen the tops of Arte Johnson or Mickey Rooney’s heads had they ever met. Nonetheless, the persona stuck.
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor.
Despite his misgivings about how others perceived him, Burghoff’s fellow cast members adored him. The director Charles Dubin recalled working with Burghoff before he left “M*A*S*H,” noting how caring and pleasant Burghoff was to everyone on set. However, Burghoff had another aspect of himself that drove down his self-esteem.
Burghoff had been born with a congenital disability called Brachydactyly, a form of Poland Syndrome. The condition left the actor with three fingers on his left hand that were noticeably smaller than the rest of his digits, and the abnormality had plagued him since he was a small child. The actor commented:
“Of course, this defect affected me while I was growing up. I suppose when I was very young, I knew my disability would set me apart and make me special.”
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor. Yet, becoming a fan-favorite on one of the most iconic TV shows America had ever produced never managed to quell his insecurities about his stout fingers and stocky frame.
Throughout his run on “M*A*S*H,” Burghoff tried to hide his left hand from the camera. He would often position himself so that the camera could only see one side of his body and usually gestured with his right if the scene required it, although the actor would be obligated to use both hands now and again.
In one of the earliest episodes, viewers were introduced to Radar as he stood in an open area, wearing a greyish shirt and his trademark cap. As the actor turned around and looked at the sky — once again hearing approaching helicopters before everyone else — the camera briefly panned over both his hands holding a football.
When Colonel Sherman T. Potter first made his appearance on the show, taking over from the beloved Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, Radar and the new commander shared a scene where they first met. As Colonel Potter exited the room to find the latrines, the camera centered on Burghoff’s upper body as he opened a box with both hands.
Another infamous scene caught Burghoff with both hands on camera. During a regular morning salute, with the loathsome Major Frank Burns leading the ceremony, Radar does his usual morning salute with a bugle. In a hilarious twist, one of the men fires off the ceremonial canon at Burns’s behest.
Naturally, Radar gets the short end of the stick as the cannonball flies directly at him, knocking his instrument clean out of his hands. In the next few seconds, Burghoff turns toward the camera in a pantomime of rage, balling his fists and stomping in outrage. Here, both his hands can be seen for a brief second.
In one of the later episodes, the writers showed off Radar’s softer side when he cuddled his pet guinea pig, Babette. Naturally, Radar stood with his left hand beneath his right, but just as he started to sing, Father John Mulcahy called for him. Burghoff’s hands were visible again as he put the Babette away.
One of the scenes where Burghoff openly showed his left hand came as part of another gag the show pulled. At the start of the scene, Radar could be seen walking across a dirt road while two other military personnel walked away from the camera. The man on Radar’s right first lifted his hand in salute, followed shortly by one on the left.
Radar, the pleasant character he was, lifted his right hand in response to the first salute, as military etiquette dictates. Caught off guard by the quick second salute, Radar lifted his left hand as well, essentially performing a double salute. Feeling sheepish, he frowned and lowered his hands slowly in one of Burghoff’s classic displays of confusion.
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