A wealthy young woman makes fun of the janitor at her father’s company, and he decides to teach her a lesson she will never forget.
Danielle Grobber had always gotten what she wanted. She was pretty, smart, talented, and very, very rich. At least, her father was very rich, and she always thought his money belonged to her.
Danielle, or Danie, as her friends called her, was a bit spoiled, but she usually used her charm and bright smile to get out of trouble. Then she crossed a line, and her father gave her a lesson she would never forget.
Danielle was excited to go on a two-week vacation to the Caribbean. She had convinced her father to take her shopping, even though she didn’t really need anything; she just loved spending time with him.
Unfortunately, her dad had to skip their lunch to handle some urgent matters. So, Danielle wandered around until she found a famous fast food restaurant. She ordered a burger, fries, a large soda, and an apple pie.
After getting her food, she walked back to her dad’s building, which had a nice lawn with trees, benches, and fountains. She sat down to eat while texting her friends on her phone.
When she finished, she wiped her mouth, crumpled the napkin, and put on her lipstick. Then she got up and walked away, leaving the trash on the bench.
A voice suddenly stopped her. “Excuse me, miss!” it said. “Please pick up your trash and throw it in the bin.”
Danie turned around and saw a thin old man in a janitor’s uniform who was sweeping the path. “Excuse me?” she asked. “Are you talking to ME?”
“Yes, young lady,” he replied. “This park is for everyone who works here, and it’s not fair to leave trash behind.”
“I don’t clean up!” Danie said proudly. “People clean up for me. People like you—the servant class. Isn’t that your job? So just do it!”
The elderly man turned red. “Young lady,” he said. “My job is to keep this building and garden clean, but what you did is rude…”
Danie interrupted him. “You work for my father, so you work for me! If I tell you to clean up, you clean up. If I tell you to lick my shoes, you do that too, or I’ll get you fired!”
Just then, Danie heard a loud voice: “DANIELLE!” She turned to see her father looking very angry. “Who do you think you are?” Jack Grobber asked. “How dare you treat this man poorly? He has worked for me for over 20 years, and he has a family!”
“Daddy?” Danie said in her sweetest voice. “Please don’t be mad! I’m so sorry!” But her father saw a hint of mockery in her smile. Danie thought she would get away with it, just like always.
“Apologize to Mr. Terence, Danielle,” Jack ordered. He watched as she turned to the janitor, trying to act charming, but he knew it was fake.
Jack thought, “It’s my fault. I have to fix this!” But how could he change a lifetime of being spoiled and teach her about respect and responsibility?
Then he had a great idea. “Mr. Terence, you look tired!” he said. “I think you need a vacation!”
Mr. Terence smiled and shook his head. “My wife says the same, Mr. Grobber, but I’m saving my vacation days for Christmas with the grandkids!”
“That’s okay, Mr. Terence,” Jack said. “I’m giving you two weeks off and an all-expenses-paid trip to the Bahamas for you and your wife!”
Mr. Terence was shocked. “Sir? The Bahamas? But who will do my job?”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Terence,” Jack said with a smile. “My daughter Danielle will be happy to do your job while you’re away to make up for how she treated you.”
“WHAT?” screamed Danie. “Are you crazy, Dad? I’m going on vacation!”
“Not anymore,” Jack said. “Mr. and Mrs. Terence will go instead, and you will take his place while he is away.”
“YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!” Danie yelled. “I’m not a janitor! Cleaning toilets? Sweeping? Picking up trash? I won’t do it!”
“Yes, you will,” her father said coldly. “If you don’t, I’ll cut off your allowance and take away your convertible…”
“It’s MY car!” Danie cried.
“No, Danielle,” Jack said softly. “It’s MY car. I pay for it all. Everything you have is because of me. It’s time you learn how hard people work for every dollar.”
Danie knew her father well, and she could see in his eyes that she had crossed a line. He would not change his mind!
“You start on Monday,” Jack told her. Then he turned to Mr. Terence. “You should go home and pack! Enjoy your trip!”
On Monday morning, Danie showed up in her uniform, ready to clean and sweep. By the end of the day, she was exhausted, her pretty nails were ruined, and her soft hands were sore.
When Mr. Terence returned from the Bahamas with a nice tan, he told Mr. Grobber that Danielle had done a great job keeping everything clean—no trash in the garden!
From then on, Danie never disrespected anyone who worked hard because she understood how tough that job really was!
Danielle was excited to go on a two-week vacation to the Caribbean. She had convinced her father to take her shopping, even though she didn’t really need anything; she just loved spending time with him.
Unfortunately, her dad had to skip their lunch to handle some urgent matters. So, Danielle wandered around until she found a famous fast food restaurant. She ordered a burger, fries, a large soda, and an apple pie.
After getting her food, she walked back to her dad’s building, which had a nice lawn with trees, benches, and fountains. She sat down to eat while texting her friends on her phone.
When she finished, she wiped her mouth, crumpled the napkin, and put on her lipstick. Then she got up and walked away, leaving the trash on the bench.
A voice suddenly stopped her. “Excuse me, miss!” it said. “Please pick up your trash and throw it in the bin.”
Danie turned around and saw a thin old man in a janitor’s uniform who was sweeping the path. “Excuse me?” she asked. “Are you talking to ME?”
“Yes, young lady,” he replied. “This park is for everyone who works here, and it’s not fair to leave trash behind.”
“I don’t clean up!” Danie said proudly. “People clean up for me. People like you—the servant class. Isn’t that your job? So just do it!”
The elderly man turned red. “Young lady,” he said. “My job is to keep this building and garden clean, but what you did is rude…”
Danie interrupted him. “You work for my father, so you work for me! If I tell you to clean up, you clean up. If I tell you to lick my shoes, you do that too, or I’ll get you fired!”
Just then, Danie heard a loud voice: “DANIELLE!” She turned to see her father looking very angry. “Who do you think you are?” Jack Grobber asked. “How dare you treat this man poorly? He has worked for me for over 20 years, and he has a family!”
“Daddy?” Danie said in her sweetest voice. “Please don’t be mad! I’m so sorry!” But her father saw a hint of mockery in her smile. Danie thought she would get away with it, just like always.
“Apologize to Mr. Terence, Danielle,” Jack ordered. He watched as she turned to the janitor, trying to act charming, but he knew it was fake.
Jack thought, “It’s my fault. I have to fix this!” But how could he change a lifetime of being spoiled and teach her about respect and responsibility?
Then he had a great idea. “Mr. Terence, you look tired!” he said. “I think you need a vacation!”
Mr. Terence smiled and shook his head. “My wife says the same, Mr. Grobber, but I’m saving my vacation days for Christmas with the grandkids!”
“That’s okay, Mr. Terence,” Jack said. “I’m giving you two weeks off and an all-expenses-paid trip to the Bahamas for you and your wife!”
Mr. Terence was shocked. “Sir? The Bahamas? But who will do my job?”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Terence,” Jack said with a smile. “My daughter Danielle will be happy to do your job while you’re away to make up for how she treated you.”
“WHAT?” screamed Danie. “Are you crazy, Dad? I’m going on vacation!”
“Not anymore,” Jack said. “Mr. and Mrs. Terence will go instead, and you will take his place while he is away.”
“YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!” Danie yelled. “I’m not a janitor! Cleaning toilets? Sweeping? Picking up trash? I won’t do it!”
“Yes, you will,” her father said coldly. “If you don’t, I’ll cut off your allowance and take away your convertible…”
“It’s MY car!” Danie cried.
“No, Danielle,” Jack said softly. “It’s MY car. I pay for it all. Everything you have is because of me. It’s time you learn how hard people work for every dollar.”
Danie knew her father well, and she could see in his eyes that she had crossed a line. He would not change his mind!
“You start on Monday,” Jack told her. Then he turned to Mr. Terence. “You should go home and pack! Enjoy your trip!”
On Monday morning, Danie showed up in her uniform, ready to clean and sweep. By the end of the day, she was exhausted, her pretty nails were ruined, and her soft hands were sore.
When Mr. Terence returned from the Bahamas with a nice tan, he told Mr. Grobber that Danielle had done a great job keeping everything clean—no trash in the garden!
From then on, Danie never disrespected anyone who worked hard because she understood how tough that job really was!
6 Jokes That Offer Both Hilarious and Valuable Life Lessons
Buckle up, folks! We’re about to embark on a laugh-filled journey that might just teach you a thing or two. These six jokes aren’t just your average knee-slappers—they’re packed with wisdom that’ll make you chuckle and think about writing them down.
Life has a funny way of teaching us lessons, doesn’t it? Sometimes it’s through heartbreak, sometimes through triumph, and sometimes—just sometimes—it’s through a well-timed joke that makes you spit out your coffee.
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Today, we’re diving into the world of humor with a twist: jokes that not only tickle your funny bone but also impart some genuine wisdom.
Now, you might be thinking, Jokes? Wisdom? Are we talking about fortune cookies here? Nope, we’re talking about good old-fashioned storytelling with a punchline that packs a punch and a moral that sticks with you long after the laughter fades.
So, let’s dive into these six hilarious tales that prove laughter truly is the best teacher.
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Joke #1: The $800 Shower Interruption
A woman was getting out of the shower when she heard the doorbell ring. Her husband was going to shower, so she quickly grabbed a towel, wrapped it around herself, and descended the stairs to open the door.
She was greeted by Bob, the neighbor who apparently missed the memo on appropriate visiting hours. Before she could ask what brought him to her doorstep, he said something that sounded too good to be true.
“I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
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Now, the quick-thinking woman did some rapid mental math. On the one hand, dignity. On the other, $800.
In no time, the towel hit the floor, and the woman stood in front of Bob without anything on.
Bob, true to his word (and probably wondering if he should’ve started the bidding lower), handed over the cash and left.
The woman closed the door, picked up the towel, and wrapped it around herself again before returning to her room.
A woman in a towel looking at herself in the mirror | Source: Pexels
Back upstairs, her husband, blissfully unaware of the impromptu peep show, asked about the visitor.
“Who was that?”
“It was Bob, the next-door neighbor.”
“Great!” he said. “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Or, in simpler terms: Always know the full details of a deal before you strip down to the essentials!
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Joke #2: The Genie’s Corporate Retreat Gone Wrong
It was an ordinary day for our intrepid trio: a sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager. They were on their way to lunch when fate intervened in the form of a dusty old lamp.
Now, most people would’ve walked right past it, but our heroes weren’t most people. They decided to rub it and were shocked to see a genie pop out of it.
This wasn’t your average, run-of-the-mill genie. No, this was a genie with a strict one-wish-per-person policy.
Blue smoke coming out of a lamp | Source: Midjourney
The administration clerk, showcasing the lightning-fast decision-making skills that had kept her in an entry-level position for years, jumped in first.
“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!”
Poof! She vanished, leaving behind only the faint scent of coconut sunscreen and poor life choices.
The sales rep went next.
“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas, and the love of my life!”
A man enjoying a drink on a beach | Source: Pexels
Poof! He too disappeared, leaving behind a cloud of desperation and the lingering question of who would cover his afternoon calls.
Finally, it was the manager’s turn.
“I want those two back in the office after lunch!”
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Joke #3: A Testament to Misinterpretation
Once upon a time, a priest offered a lift to a nun, and she hopped in.
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As they cruised along, the nun crossed her legs, causing her gown to reveal more than the usual abundance of ankle. The priest, suddenly remembering he was human under that collar, nearly turned their holy roller into a highway disaster.
After regaining control of both the car and his composure, the priest decided to test the waters of temptation. He stealthily slid his hand up the nun’s leg.
The nun calmly said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
A nun in a car looking at the driver | Source: Midjourney
The priest quickly pulled his hand back. However, he couldn’t resist for too long.
Once again, his hand embarked on its unholy pilgrimage up her leg. And once again, the nun dropped the biblical breadcrumb: “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
“Sorry sister,” the priest said.
Upon reaching their destinations, the nun went on her merry way. Meanwhile, the priest raced to look up Psalm 129.
And there it was, in black and white: “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
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Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Joke #4: The Lazy Bird’s Cautionary Tale
In a forest where animals apparently had nothing better to do than philosophize about laziness, a crow decided to make “doing nothing” an Olympic sport.
Perched high up in a tree, this feathered slacker was living his best life, probably contemplating the meaning of “caw” or wondering why he wasn’t born a peacock.
Enter the rabbit, the forest’s aspiring couch potato.
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“Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” he asked the crow.
“Sure, why not,” the crow replied.
So, the rabbit, feeling like he’d just won the laziness lottery, plopped himself down at the base of the tree.
He stretched out, probably thinking, This is the life. No more running, no more annoying ‘what’s up doc’ jokes. Just me, the ground, and sweet, sweet nothingness.
But alas, there’s always someone waiting to take advantage of your downtime. A fox spotted the lazy rabbit.
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In no time, he pounced on the rabbit and turned him into lunch. It was a harsh lesson in the food chain.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Or, to put it in modern terms: If you’re going to slack off, make sure you’re out of reach of the office predators.
Joke #5: The Turkey’s Climb to Success
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In a farmyard where dreams apparently grew as high as the trees, a turkey with lofty ambitions struck up an odd conversation with a bull.
“I’d love to reach the top of that tree,” the turkey sighed, eyeing the towering oak.
The bull, ever helpful (and full of it), offered a unique solution.
“Why don’t you nibble on my droppings? They’re packed with nutrients.”
It was the kind of advice that would make any nutritionist faint.
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Surprisingly, the turkey followed the advice and after a hearty meal, she found the strength to reach the lowest branch. Emboldened by this success, she continued her dung-fueled ascent day after day.
Finally, on the fourth day, there he was, proudly perched at the treetop. Little did he know, his high-rise success story was about to come crashing down.
A farmer, spotting this out-of-place turkey, decided it was time for an impromptu Thanksgiving.
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With one shot, our ambitious bird’s dreams of greatness were quite literally shot down.
Moral of the story:
In the game of life, make sure your success is built on solid ground, not just solid waste.
Joke #6: The Bird, the Dung, and the Deceitful Cat
Picture a small bird, flying south for the winter, probably dreaming of piña coladas and tiny bird-sized sunglasses. Suddenly, the cold hit hard, and the bird dropped into a field.
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While he was frozen there, a cow came by and dropped a steaming pile of dung right on top of him.
Instead of being the final insult, this turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
The warm dung thawed out the bird, who, finding himself in this unlikely hot tub, began to sing joyfully. Little did he know his happiness was quite short-lived.
A passing cat was intrigued by this singing pile of dung. He quickly dug the bird out but ate him instead of offering him a towel.
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Moral of the story:
Life’s messy situations often teach us valuable lessons. Remember, not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who pulls you out of a mess is your friend. Most importantly, when you find yourself in a deep pile of trouble, it’s often best to keep quiet and assess the situation before reacting.
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