A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
| SKIN SIGNALS USED TO DIAGNOSE SERIOUS DISEASES
Skin signals indicating serious diseases:
Dark Spots: May suggest Addison’s disease.
Discoloration: White patches could be vitiligo.
Rashes: Persistent rashes need medical evaluation.
Edemas: Daily edemas may imply hypothyroidism.
Moles: Rapidly changing moles require a doctor’s check.
Acne: Consult a doctor for persistent acne.
Flaking: Severe flaking can indicate serious conditions.
Excessive Sweating: Could signal Graves’ disease.
Always seek medical advice for accurate diagnosis.
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