Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
Vanna White’s Emotional Farewell to Pat Sajak on *Wheel of Fortune*
“I can’t believe that tomorrow is our last show together,” said Vanna, 67. “I don’t know how to put into words what these past 41 years have meant to me, but I’m going to try. Eight thousand episodes went by like that.”
The duo has been hosting America’s Game since 1982 when the show first aired in syndication. Throughout the years, they became one of television’s most iconic duos, capturing the hearts of millions of viewers.
“As the years have gone by, we’ve grown up on television, but we’ve also shared so much more behind the scenes,” reminisced Vanna, reflecting on the personal memories they’ve shared. “What an incredible and unforgettable journey we’ve had. And I’ve enjoyed every minute of it with you.”
With tears welling in her eyes, Vanna held back her emotions and continued, “You’re like a brother to me, and I consider you a true lifelong friend, who I will always adore. I love you, Pat.”
After the segment, Pat and Vanna embraced in a heartfelt hug on stage, symbolizing the bond they have built over the years.
Throughout their partnership, Pat led the contestants through the game, while Vanna became famous for gracefully turning the letters on the puzzle board. Together, they have appeared in over 8,000 episodes, creating countless unforgettable moments for fans around the world.
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