Top 10 Sexiest Bald Men of 2023, According to Study (Vin Diesel Has Been Dethroned)

Considering the golden ratio and other factors such as height, net worth, and public perception, a study has found the most attractive bald men in the world. These men were assessed on a scale of 1 to 10, and while some can’t agree more with the list, some people have criticized it.

Reboot, an SEO agency, conducted a thorough study to find the most attractive bald man among 20 celebrities. In addition to the factors mentioned above, the study also considered facial features, cranial shine, vocal attractiveness, and online search interest for terms like “shirtless.”

The researchers gathered data on each celebrity’s net worth and height, analyzed their facial features using computer vision algorithms, and measured the brightness of their heads as a percentage of a standard 60W light bulb. Voice analysis using Praat software determined vocal attractiveness based on a benchmark of 96Hz. Online interest in each celebrity’s shirtless or naked images was also taken into account. All these factors were combined to create a comprehensive index score out of 10. Below is the list of the top 10 hottest bald men, per the study results.

10th place — Terry Crews

9th place — Shaquille O’Neal

8th place — Shemar Moore

7th place — Dwayne Johnson

6th place — Michael Jordan

5th place — Jeff Bezos

4th place — Samuel L. Jackson

3rd place — Jason Statham

2nd place — Vin Diesel

1st place — Prince William

Last year, Prince William received the fifth place. Curious to know who was crowned the hottest bald man? Check the list out here.

My Neighbors Wrapped My Car in Tape after I Asked Them to Stop Parking in My Spot — I Did Not Let It Slide

Gregory Watson lived a peaceful life in his neighborhood, at least until Jack, his new neighbor, moved in. Jack’s continual habit of parking in Gregory’s designated spot quickly became a major problem. Gregory, a man in his early 50s who struggled with chronic leg pain, relied on that spot for convenient access to his home. Despite Gregory’s polite and repeated requests for Jack to stop, the problem persisted. Things took a turn for the worse when Gregory woke up one morning to find his car covered in tape.

Gregory knew Jack and his son, Drew, were behind the prank. Determined to set things right, he teamed up with his younger neighbors, Noah and Kris. Together, they devised a plan for some playful revenge. Late that night, the three of them got to work, decorating Jack’s yard with biodegradable glitter, setting up a sea of plastic pink flamingos, and hanging noisy wind chimes all around his house.

The next morning, Gregory couldn’t help but chuckle as he watched Jack and Drew step outside, stunned by the spectacle. Before long, Jack started hurling accusations at Gregory, but his tirade was cut short when the police arrived. The officers questioned Jack about the parking violations and vandalism, backed up by clear evidence of the taped car and surveillance footage. Jack and Drew were taken in for questioning.

With the situation now handled, Gregory finally regained control of his parking spot. That evening, he celebrated with Noah, Kris, and their grandmother, Kelly. They felt a strong sense of victory and togetherness, sharing stories and laughter. When Gregory’s grandson, Harry, returned home for the holidays, he was thrilled to hear the tale of his grandfather’s clever payback.

This experience not only brought justice but also strengthened the bonds within the community. Gregory came to appreciate the value of having good neighbors and realized the power of unity through shared experiences. It was a reminder that standing up for oneself, with a little help from friends, can make all the difference.

“In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures.” — Khalil Gibran

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